Picture of the Day: She's staying single
Hello Everybody! Welcome to the Picture of the Day!
This is a game where we can practice languages and have fun at the same time!
The rules are very simple and remain exactly as RelaxingCup designed them.
Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the responses you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language accuracy.
Pon tu comentario/ título/ pie de foto a esta imagen (ambos en español y inglés) y vota por las respuestas que te gusten. La mejor respuesta será seleccionada mañana, tanto por la cantidad de votos como por la corrección en el uso del idioma.
Please, give everyone a chance and only post one caption and no photos.
Por favor, deja que todos tengan una oportunidad y pon solo una respuesta, sin fotos.
Please help each other with your English/Spanish sentences. And above all, have fun!
This thread would greatly benefit from an official Spanish corrector. If you would like to help, please send me a PM. We have many fluent English speakers, but not enough Spanish speakers.
Here is the previous Picture of the Day: Who has the ball?
And here is the Picture of the Day:

9 Answers
Sí, me casaré contigo- ahora, permíteme mostrarte cómo va a ser nuestra vida matrimonial.
Yes, I will marry you- now let me show you what our married life is going to be like.
Lisa? Who's Lisa? My name is Karen, you moron.
¿Lisa? ¿Quien es Lisa? Me llamo Karen, idiota.
¡Otro ekulele muerde el polvo!
Another ukulele bites the dust!
Pobre hombre! Nunca entendió a las mujeres.
Poor man! He never understood women.
When I asked if my bottom looks big in these leggings , I didn't want an honest answer. Take it!
Cuando pregunté si mi culo se ve grande en estos leotardos , no querría ninguna respuesta honrada. ¡Tómalo!
¡Yo soy la tercera a quien le ha pedido la mano hoy! El no sabía que yo estaba armada y muy peligrosa.
I am the third girl that he has proposed to today! He didn't know that I was armed and very dangerous.
Me parece que a la dama no le gusta le publicidad, pero aún así no vacila de manifestar sus sentimientos.
It seems to me that the lady does not like the publicity, but she still doesn't hesitate to express her feelings.
¿Tú crees que me voy a casar contigo? ¿Estás loco?
Do you think that I am actually going to marry you? Are you crazy?
¡Qué chica más preciosa, pues imagínate tantas emociones transferidas al acto del amor!
What a lovely girl, just imagine so many emotions transferred to the act of love!