Picture of the Day: Woodcutter's Nightmare

Question

Hello Everybody! Welcome to the Picture of the Day!

This is a game where we can practice languages and have fun at the same time!

The rules are very simple and remain exactly as RelaxingCup designed them.

• Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the responses you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language accuracy.

• Pon tu comentario/ título/ pie de foto a esta imagen (ambos en español y inglés) y vota por las respuestas que te gusten. La mejor respuesta será seleccionada mañana, tanto por la cantidad de votos como por la corrección en el uso del idioma.

• Please, give everyone a chance and only post one caption and no photos.

• Por favor, deja que todos tengan una oportunidad y pon solo una respuesta, sin fotos.

Please help each other with your English/Spanish sentences. And above all, have fun!

Here is the previous Picture of the Day: What did you call me?

And here is today's picture:

Answer 1

Be careful! He has a trunk full of weapons!

¡Cuídate! ¡Tiene un tronco lleno de las armas!

;) - gringojrf, Apr 20, 2014

The winner! - annierats, Apr 20, 2014

Clever :) hahaha - FELIZ77, Apr 20, 2014

Answer 2

Te sugiero que no pases.

I suggest that you not pass.

Answer 3

Voy a ir afuera sobre una miembro,quizas me bifucaré. No,voy a hoja. I'm going to go out on a limb here, perhaps branch out.. No I'm going to leave.

What's that supposed to mean ? - jctv, Apr 20, 2014

Lol....those are expressions we use here when one is leaving, Jctv. :) - rac1, Apr 20, 2014

Yay, txs rac, it's just that the Spanish version... has no meaning at all. - jctv, Apr 20, 2014

In English it is pretty darned funny though. :D - AcercaCielo, Apr 20, 2014

In spanish it just doesn't work.I tried. - heliotropeman, Apr 21, 2014

Agreed. That's the root of your problem. :> - AcercaCielo, Apr 21, 2014

Answer 4

¡Qué mundo loco ! ¡ Hasta los árboles se han rebelado y se amenazan con hacha entre sí !

What a crazy world! The trees rebel and threaten others with axe!

...Hasta los árboles se han rebelado y se amenazan con hacha entre sí ! - jctv, Apr 20, 2014

......"rebel and threaten to axe others" Good one, Porcu! - rac1, Apr 20, 2014

or "threaten others with an axe." - AnnRon, Apr 20, 2014

Gracias Jctv - porcupine7, Apr 21, 2014

Thanks Rac and AnnRon - porcupine7, Apr 21, 2014

Answer 5

Gimme your cam, your cell and your wallet, now ! / Entrégueme su cámara, su celu y su billetera, ya !

Jajajajaja - rac1, Apr 20, 2014

Answer 6

That's why you don't want to anger the Ents.

Es por ello mejor que no hagas enojar a los Ents.

Es por ello mejor que no hagas enojar a los... - jctv, Apr 20, 2014

Who are they? - annierats, Apr 20, 2014

Tree people from J.R.R. Tolkein's The Lord of the Rings. - Ghosthawk, Apr 20, 2014

Very good! - 00ffada9, Apr 20, 2014

Answer 7

Aquí es un guerrero sobrante de los caballeros que dicen "Ni".	Here is a warrior left over from the knights who say "Ni".

¿Dices "Ni" a esa vieja? - AcercaCielo, Apr 20, 2014

Answer 8

I can cut you in half with one swing. How many will it take you to cut me in half? Let's play!

Puedo cortarte a la mitad con un golpe. ¿Cuántos va a costarte para darme iqual? Vamos a jugar.

Puedo cortarte a la mitad de un solo/único golpe, cuántos te costará a ti ? Empecemos ! - jctv, Apr 20, 2014

This is rather good, Gringo. - annierats, Apr 20, 2014

Answer 9

Ya saben porqué usamos maquinaria pesada para cortar los árboles.

Now you know why we use heavy equipment for cutting the trees.

Ya saben porqué usamos maquinaria pesada para cortar los árboles. - jctv, Apr 20, 2014

Yes, safer... - annierats, Apr 20, 2014

Thanks - 00551866, Apr 20, 2014

Answer 10

Se parece al cuento del ratón valiente pero se trata de un árbol valiente.

This is a bit like the tale of the mouse that turned, but it's about a tree that turned.

Se parece al cuento del ratón valiente, pero en este caso trata sobre un árbol valiente. - jctv, Apr 20, 2014

Gracias, jtvc. - annierats, Apr 20, 2014

Answer 11

¡Vengaré mi familia!

--I will avenge my family!

Yes, one can't entirely blame him. - annierats, Apr 20, 2014

Answer 12

Home of the headless horseman.

La casa del jinete sin cabeza.

El hogar/la casa del jinete sin cabeza. - jctv, Apr 20, 2014

Muchas gracias Jctv - rac1, Apr 20, 2014

Answer 13

"Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be?"

"¿Está usted insinuado que mis manzanas no son deberían estar?"

¿Insinúa usted que mis manzanas no saben a manzana?

(~The Wizard of Oz)

Insinúa usted que...mis manzanas no saben a manzana ? / mis mazanas están desabridas ? - jctv, Apr 20, 2014

Gracias, jctv. :D That was a tough one because the English quote was already awkward. - Findy, Apr 21, 2014

Answer 14

Quizá es cómo finalmente solucionarámos nuestro problema del calentamiento global.

Perhaps this is how we will finally solve our global warming problem.

Answer 15

Evolución en todo su esplendor!

Evolution at its best!