Picture of the Day: Don't Try This At Home

Question

Hello Everybody! Welcome to the Picture of the Day!

This is a game where we can practice languages and have fun at the same time!

The rules are very simple and remain exactly as RelaxingCup designed them.

• Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the responses you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language accuracy.

• Pon tu comentario/ título/ pie de foto a esta imagen (ambos en español y inglés) y vota por las respuestas que te gusten. La mejor respuesta será seleccionada mañana, tanto por la cantidad de votos como por la corrección en el uso del idioma.

• Please, give everyone a chance and only post one caption and no photos.

• Por favor, deja que todos tengan una oportunidad y pon solo una respuesta, sin fotos.

Please help each other with your English/Spanish sentences. And above all, have fun!

Here is the previous Picture of the Day: Monkey of the Opera

And here is today's picture:

Answer 1

¡mierda!

Oh Shit!

(I hope this is acceptable language, If not, muy apologies to all!)

That is what I would say if I were in this situation. - jphip, Apr 5, 2014

I think it's acceptable... I'd probably say worse! :) - Tosh, Apr 5, 2014

Of course, I need to learn that to understand what others speak! - Raja-jani, Apr 5, 2014

Answer 2

It would be difficult to attempt that at home; my pool is too small.

Sería difícil intentar en mi casa; mi piscina es demasiado pequeña.

Hahaha, good one, Ian. ♥ - rac1, Apr 5, 2014

Answer 3

Break a leg!

¡Rompa una pierna!

And an arm, and a rib, and a femur... - 00ffada9, Apr 5, 2014

Jejeje, for real! - rac1, Apr 5, 2014

Ouch! - jphip, Apr 5, 2014

Lol - rac1, Apr 5, 2014

Answer 4

Didn't your mother ever tell you it isn't polite to swallow your food whole?

¿No le dijo alguna vez su madre que no es cortés para tragarse su comida entera?

Lol - rac1, Apr 5, 2014

...tragarse su comida entera// :) - nelson_rafael, Apr 7, 2014

Danke :) - Ghosthawk, May 7, 2014

Answer 5

The woman thinks, 'Why did I decide to be a shark dentist?"

La mujer piensa, '¿Por qué dicide hizo yo ser un dentista de tiburón?' '¿Por qué decidí ser una dentista de tiburones?'

Yikes! - rac1, Apr 5, 2014

¿Por qué decidí ser una dentista de tiburones?' :) - nelson_rafael, Apr 7, 2014

íGracias, nelson! - Gillygaloo, Apr 7, 2014

Answer 6

No es doloroso si evitas los dientes.

It's not hurtful if you avoid the teeth.

:) - nelson_rafael, Apr 7, 2014

Answer 7

Es possible que escupiendola . It's possible he's spitting her out.

Lololololol! I wouldn't have looked at it like that!! Hilarious! - jphip, Apr 5, 2014

Jajajaja - rac1, Apr 5, 2014

Es posible que la esté escupiendo. or: que esté escupiéndola :) - nelson_rafael, Apr 7, 2014

Answer 8

íEl tiburón será gordo si no tiene que trabajar para su comida!

-The shark will be fat if it doesn't have to work for it's food!

Or better: se pondrá gordo... ") - nelson_rafael, Apr 7, 2014

Answer 9

Afortunadamente sólo tengo peces de colores en casa.

Fortunately I've only got goldfish at home.

If the Goldfish are big enough, they can be just as dangerous as sharks! - 00ffada9, Apr 5, 2014

Answer 10

I think that I messed up again! : o

Creo que me metí la pata de nuevo. : o

Answer 11

Darn it! Another skinny one.

¡Maldita sea! Otra delgada.

Úsala como palito de dientes :) - nelson_rafael, Apr 7, 2014

lol - gringojrf, Apr 7, 2014

Answer 12

Nadie no pueden comer solamente uno.

No one can eat just one.

Humans are like potato chips in this sense. Maybe because we eat them so much... - 00ffada9, Apr 5, 2014

Here the slogan is "A que no puedes comer solo uno" - gringojrf, Apr 6, 2014

Answer 13

He oído hablar de que se está en el lugar equivocado en el momento equivocado, pero esto es ridículo.

I've heard of being in the wrong place at the wrong time, but this is ridiculous.

Answer 14

The bigger the bait, the bigger the fish.

El más grande el cebo, el más grande el pescado.

Answer 15

Quisiera viajar en el estomagó del tiburón como Jonás hacia antaño.

I would like to travel in the stomach of the shark like Jonah did once.

suggestion: ...."like Jonah did once." - rac1, Apr 5, 2014

Thanks Rac - porcupine7, Apr 5, 2014