Picture of the day: Granny and alco-test

Question

Hello and to the picture of the day!

• This is a game for practicing languages through fun.

• Rules are simple, here they are (just like RelaxingCup described it):

-Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the responses you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language accuracy. ;^)

-Pon tu comentario/ título/ pie de foto a esta imagen (ambos en español y inglés) y vota por las respuestas que te gusten. La mejor respuesta será seleccionada mañana, tanto por la cantidad de votos como por la corrección en el uso del idioma.

-Please, give everyone a chance and only post one caption and no photos.

-Por favor, deja que todos tengan una oportunidad y pon solo una respuesta, sin fotos.

• Please, help each other with your English/Spanish sentences.

• Have a fun

• This is the previous: Picture of the day: That's all folks

• The today's picture is:

• This is the direct link to this picture.

Great post as usual. How are you lovely girl ? - ray76, Mar 4, 2014

Hello Ray, I'm fine. And you? - 00b5f6c6, Mar 4, 2014

She hasn't been drinking prune juice! - 00ffada9, Mar 4, 2014

Hi lilium...thank you again for all the time you spend finding these pictures! - 007c5fc1, Mar 4, 2014

Hello Mag, you're welcome amiga ;) - 00b5f6c6, Mar 5, 2014

Answer 1

Sí señora,seguro es la geritol que regestriando cómo alcohol.Pero soplaste un .05 Yes maam,I'm sure it's the geritol registering as alcohol.But you blew a .05.

jkjkjkjkke - katydew, Mar 4, 2014

Evil, Helio, pure evil. - annierats, Mar 4, 2014

haha...very sharp amigo. - 007c5fc1, Mar 4, 2014

Answer 2

Mi marido me mostró cómo hacer esto.

My husband showed me how to do this.

Oh dear, oh dear. - rac1, Mar 4, 2014

many moons ago :=) - 007c5fc1, Mar 4, 2014

Answer 3

No abuelita, la idea es para soplar no chupa.

No granny, the idea is to blow not suck.

Hahahaahahahhaha - rac1, Mar 4, 2014

:) - Raja-jani, Mar 4, 2014

omg...jajaja - 007c5fc1, Mar 4, 2014

Answer 4

I know how to do it you young whippersnapper!

¡Yo sé cómo hacerlo te mocoso!

I bet she was thinking in more 'descriptive' terms. - 007c5fc1, Mar 4, 2014

Answer 5

Pero , mi comendante, conducí en línea recta, sin hacer rodeos para las rotundas. A estas alturas sé conducir.

But officer, I drove perfectly straight with no deviations at all for the roundabouts. At my age I certainly know how to drive!

Her peripheral vision was non existent. - 007c5fc1, Mar 4, 2014

Yup, straight on a roundabout... hat could cause a problem or 2. - katydew, Mar 5, 2014

That....could..... - katydew, Mar 5, 2014

Mi mother did it, you know, I was in the car at the time, she just went straight on! - annierats, Mar 5, 2014

Answer 6

¡A veces, ser vieja puede parecerse igual a ser borracha!

Sometimes being old can look the same as being drunk!

I heard someone in the doctor's office say that once. - 007c5fc1, Mar 4, 2014

:) - Raja-jani, Mar 5, 2014

Answer 7

Oficial, no tiene buen sabor.

Officer, it does not taste good.

That's because the guy before her ate garlic chicken for lunch! - 007c5fc1, Mar 4, 2014

You got that right, Marge :) - Raja-jani, Mar 5, 2014

You would think they would at least wipe them off. - heliotropeman, Mar 5, 2014

Answer 8

¡Señora, sé que usted se ofreció a hacer una prueba del alcohol para probar no está borracha, sino está soplando en mi ADP!

Ma'am, I know that you offered to use a breathalyzer to prove you are not drunk, but you are blowing on my PDA!

Oops...she forgot to put on her glasses! - 007c5fc1, Mar 4, 2014

Well done. - heliotropeman, Mar 5, 2014

Answer 9

¡Qué bochorno ! ¡ Hacia mí ,a una mujer respetable ,una sospecha no fundada!.¡ Estoy indignada!

What a shame! Towards me, to a respectable woman,a not founded suspicion!. I am indignant!

My thought exactly! - annierats, Mar 4, 2014

Yes, absolutely, but perhaps the road house gave her a seniors' discount? - 007c5fc1, Mar 4, 2014

Answer 10

Young man, I had no idea it was illegal to drink and drive my Jazzy.

Joven, no tuve ningún idea que era illegal para beber y conducir mi Jazzy.

Indeed! - annierats, Mar 4, 2014

She knew but she forgot. - 007c5fc1, Mar 4, 2014

Answer 11

Lo siento señor, pero no puedo escuchar ningún ruido de este silbato.

Sorry sir, but I can't hear any noise from this whistle

Good one. - heliotropeman, Mar 5, 2014

:-) Welcome to the thread Britisk. - 00b5f6c6, Mar 5, 2014

gracias lili - britisk, Mar 5, 2014

Answer 12

I'm not drunk! I was in a hurry to get the seniors' discount!

¡No estoy ebrio! ¡Yo tenía prisa obtener el discuento a los mayores!

:) - Raja-jani, Mar 5, 2014

Answer 13

What is this? I'm not drunk! I never drink! And I hardly ever drive.

¿Qué es esto? ¡No estoy borracho! ¡Nunca bebo! Y casi nunca conduzco.

Perhaps she need to do more of both lol - 007c5fc1, Mar 4, 2014