Picture of the day: Brainstorming...

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Hello everyone,

The Picture of the Day. Game for practicing and having fun.

- Guidelines -

Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the responses you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language accuracy. ;^)

Pon tu comentario/ título/ pie de foto a esta imagen (ambos en español y inglés) y vota por las respuestas que te gusten. La mejor respuesta será seleccionada mañana, tanto por la cantidad de votos como por la corrección en el uso del idioma.

Remember to correct your posts as suggested. Posts that are not corrected cannot be "accepted".

Recuerda corregir tus respuestas según las sugerencias. Las respuestas que no estén corregidas no podrán ser "aceptadas".

Please give everyone a chance and only post one caption and no photos.

Por favor, deja que todos tengan una oportunidad y pon solo una respuesta, sin fotos.

I will advise on the Spanish part, and I'm still looking for volunteers on the English part.

Yo aconsejaré sobre la parte en español, y busco a algún voluntario para la parte inglesa.

This is the previous: Picture of the day: Old Spice?
(Please correct my English)

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Aviso: ¿Quieres ayudar?
Do you want to contribute with a picture?
If you find a funny / interesting / shocking / likable / whatever picture on the Internet and you are like: this picture would be great for the game on Span¡shD!ct. Please, do not keep it to yourself. Send me the photo (and a title) via PM and let's all have fun and practice. Thanks!

Today's picture, courtesy of Margherite. :=)

Great post mate . - ray76, Dec 23, 2013

Bien hecho, Margherite - Aranjuez12, Dec 23, 2013

Golod olne RC and Margherite :-) - pmikan-pam, Dec 23, 2013

Answer 1

Así que me cuentas secretos americanos y los fundamentos del baloncesto .¿Todo lo que quieres es unas vacaciones en Corea del Norte?. So, you tell me American secrets and the fundamentals to basketball. All you want is a vacation in North Korea?

"Entonces," or "Así que," + "me cuentas secretos americanos y los fundamentos deL baloncesto. ¿Todo lo que quieres es unas vacaciones en Corea del Norte?". Vacaciones is always plural in Spanish. Un saludo! - RelaxingCup, Dec 23, 2013

Could be a mistake.. - annierats, Dec 23, 2013

haha...vacation in N Korea? Nope, but I'd take one in the south, it looks stunniingly beautiful. - 0095ca4c, Dec 23, 2013

Thank you ,fixing it up right now. - heliotropeman, Dec 24, 2013

Congratuloations amigo - pmikan-pam, Dec 31, 2013

Answer 2

Entonces, ¿tu nombre no es Obama ?

So, your name is not Obama?

I would use "Entonces" here for 'So'. Same as helio's answer. The rest is correct. Un saludo :) - RelaxingCup, Dec 23, 2013

Gracias amigo I knew there was something wrong with it but did not see that one coming. - ray76, Dec 23, 2013

The lip ring should have been your clue amigo. - 0095ca4c, Dec 23, 2013

Answer 3

After I have executed my girlfriend and my uncle, you're next.

Después de ejecutar a mi novia y a mi tío, tu eres el siguiente.

"Después de ejecutar" or "Después de haber ejecutado" + "a mi novia y a mi tío, tu eres el siguiente". Saludos. - RelaxingCup, Dec 23, 2013

So, his time is nearly up! - 0095ca4c, Dec 23, 2013

Thanks RC, I've edited it! - elwombato, Dec 23, 2013

Answer 4

No es justo, tu tienes el vino y el puro, los dos.

It's not fair: You have both the wine and the cigar.

But, Kim has the red phone, only it's white. :-) - 0095ca4c, Dec 23, 2013

It's not fair: the people aren't fed and we're fed up with him. - Aranjuez12, Dec 23, 2013

Very good! Also: "el vino y el puro: las dos cosas." :) - RelaxingCup, Dec 24, 2013

Answer 5

Denis, ¿dónde está mi tio? ¿Qué has hecho con él?

Denis, where is my uncle? What have you done with him?

Worrying. - annierats, Dec 23, 2013

Perfect :) - RelaxingCup, Dec 24, 2013

Answer 6

Esperes -- ¿tú eres narcisista? ¡Yo soy narcisista!

Wait -- You're a narcissist? I'm a narcissist!

"Espera (informal you)" Otherwise is correct ;) - RelaxingCup, Dec 23, 2013

Answer 7

Un hombre se fue al bar y una macha le preguntó . . ..

One man went to the bar and a blond asked him . . ..

Maybe 'blonde'? In Spain is will be "rubia" :) - RelaxingCup, Dec 23, 2013

La rubia is textbook la macha is what I hear more often. - 00551866, Dec 23, 2013

Thanks - 00551866, Dec 23, 2013

Answer 8

Sometimes brainstorming is not a good idea.

A veces, la lluvia de ideas (tormenta de ideas) no es una buena idea.

Perfect. And I agree. :) - RelaxingCup, Dec 23, 2013

"Tormenta de ideas" - RelaxingCup, Dec 23, 2013

Answer 9

He puesto laxante en la comida y no te diré dónde están los aseos.

I've put laxative in the food and I will not tell you where the toilets are.

Perfect! Jajaja - RelaxingCup, Dec 23, 2013

jaja...los únicos inodoros estan en Corea del Sur. - 0095ca4c, Dec 23, 2013

I feel his pain - pmikan-pam, Dec 23, 2013

Answer 10

"¿Qué crees que le falta?" "Una mujer bonita."

"What do you think is missing?" "A pretty woman."

little secret.....he is...... although wrapped up in ugliness in his monstersuit - Aranjuez12, Dec 23, 2013

:D - RelaxingCup, Dec 24, 2013

Answer 11

Give me that Rolex now, or the Korean Army will use your tattoos for target practice!

¡Dame ese Rolex ahora, o el ejército coreano utilizará tus tatuajes para practicar tiro al blanco!

"Dame" is conjugated for informal you so you should write "tus tatuajes". Plus I would say: "para practicar tiro al blanco." Un saludo :D - RelaxingCup, Dec 23, 2013

Gracias. - Esteban3304, Dec 23, 2013

Answer 12

¡Yo no bombardearé Los Estados Unidos si tú vienes jugar básquetbol para el equipo nacional Corea Norte!

I will not bomb The United States if you come to play basketball for the North Korea national team!

"vienes A jugar basquetbol (no accent)" or "baloncesto" + "el equipo nacional de Corea del Norte." Saludos :) - RelaxingCup, Dec 23, 2013

Good thinking. - annierats, Dec 23, 2013

Answer 13

Oye, buscas notoriedad? Date un paseo en mi cohete nuclear.

Listen, you're looking for notoriety? Take a ride in my nuclear rocket.

"Oye, buscas notoriedad (no article here). Date un paseo en mi cohete nuclear." Saludos :) - RelaxingCup, Dec 23, 2013

Many thanks! - dennywells, Dec 23, 2013

Answer 14

¡Venga, Dennis (Rodman)! ¡se quite ese sombrero y vamos a ver los diferentes colores en tu pelo ardiente¡

Edit: ¡Venga Dennis! ¡Quítate ese sombrero y veamos los diferentes colores en/de tu pelo ardiente!

Come on Dennis (Rodman), take off that hat and let´s see the different colors in your fiery hair!

Sorry N B A fan here! - bandit51jd, Dec 23, 2013

"¡Venga Dennis! ¡ Quítate ese sombrero y veamos los diferentes colores en/de tu pelo ardiente!" :D - RelaxingCup, Dec 23, 2013

Answer 15

"Oye, ¿te duele ese anillo de labio?" -- "Hey, does that lip ring hurt?"

Very good. Also: "aro del labio" or "aro en el labio" or "piercing en el labio" - RelaxingCup, Dec 23, 2013