Picture of the day: My mascara is running

Question

Hello everyone,

The Picture of the Day. Game for practicing and having fun.

- Guidelines -

Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the responses you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language accuracy. ;^)

Pon tu comentario/ título/ pie de foto a esta imagen (ambos en español y inglés) y vota por las respuestas que te gusten. La mejor respuesta será seleccionada mañana, tanto por la cantidad de votos como por la corrección en el uso del idioma.

Remember to correct your posts as suggested. Posts that are not corrected cannot be "accepted".

Recuerda corregir tus respuestas según las sugerencias. Las respuestas que no estén corregidas no podrán ser "aceptadas".

Please give everyone a chance and only post one caption and no photos.

Por favor, deja que todos tengan una oportunidad y pon solo una respuesta, sin fotos.

I will advise on the Spanish part, and I'm still looking for volunteers on the English part.

Yo aconsejaré sobre la parte en español, y busco a algún voluntario para la parte inglesa.

This is the previous: Picture of the day: Bésame
(Please correct my English)

Aviso: ¿Quieres ayudar?
Do you want to contribute with a picture?
If you find a funny / interesting / shocking / likable / whatever picture on the Internet and you are like: this picture would be great for the game on Span¡shD!ct. Please, do not keep it for yourself. Send me the photo (and a title) via PM and let's all have fun and practice. Thanks!

Today's picture, courtesy of ray76. Enjoy!

Muchas gracias RC y ReyRay. - 0095ca4c, Nov 26, 2013

Ditto what Margherite said! =] - AlyssaLTerry, Nov 26, 2013

Gracias RC y Ray! - bandit51jd, Nov 27, 2013

:) - RelaxingCup, Nov 27, 2013

Answer 1

I have a bone to pick with you.

Tengo una cuenta que ajustar contigo.

Yeah, chicken bone: ) - Ranman, Nov 26, 2013

A kiss would be a bone shattering experience. - ray76, Nov 27, 2013

These comments are bone shattering ,funny bone . - heliotropeman, Nov 27, 2013

And a bone in his nose, ho, ho.. - rac1, Nov 27, 2013

Funny amiga! - pmikan-pam, Nov 27, 2013

Eres muy lista. - annierats, Nov 27, 2013

A+ - RelaxingCup, Nov 27, 2013

Thank you my friends. Without you guys studying would not be much fun. - 0095ca4c, Nov 27, 2013

I'm marking this as best but I made a mistake, it's "una cuenta". I'll edit it myself. - RelaxingCup, Dec 3, 2013

Thank you RC. - 0095ca4c, Dec 3, 2013

Answer 2

E'l vestuario más reciente de Lady Gaga fue no muy original. Lady Gaga's latest costume wasn't very original.

I agree, she's a real bonehead. - 0095ca4c, Nov 27, 2013

well I must admit she did improve with this make up - Aranjuez12, Nov 27, 2013

Have a wonderful vacation - pmikan-pam, Nov 27, 2013

I would say: "El último vestuario de Lady Gaga no fue muy original." Saludos :) - RelaxingCup, Nov 27, 2013

Answer 3

I can't smell if it's time to start dancing.

No puedo oler si es tiempo de empezar a bailar.

That's a bonafied remark. - 0095ca4c, Nov 27, 2013

I will save my fish bones for him, that might help. Good one amigo! - pmikan-pam, Nov 27, 2013

"No puedo oler si es tiempo de empezar a bailar" :D - RelaxingCup, Nov 27, 2013

Thanks RC: ) - Ranman, Nov 27, 2013

Answer 4

I knew I should have paid a little more for the waterproof mascara.

Supe que habría pagado un poco más por la máscara resistente al agua.

It's the heat....does it every time :-) - 0095ca4c, Nov 27, 2013

:) you made me laugh. Me hiciste reír. Put Hacer reír in the appropriate place, pls. - annierats, Nov 27, 2013

Congratulations amigo, on your 50k :-) - pmikan-pam, Nov 27, 2013

This is a tricky one: "Sabía que debería haber pagado un poco más por ..." - RelaxingCup, Nov 27, 2013

Answer 5

Esa perra lleva el mismo vestido.

That female dog is wearing the same dress .

Sorry mate cannot find the right word or term for wearing a dress , does not come up in my world , but, give it time and , maybe, who knows. - ray76, Nov 27, 2013

Try llevar, ray. - gringojrf, Nov 27, 2013

Hey baby...lleva el mismo vestido? - 0095ca4c, Nov 27, 2013

Ay ay ay amigos gracias , I had just found it in an obscure book "Spanish for Idiots" then came to change it and you beautiful people are here for me , excuse me while I slip into something more casual and befitting the occasion , be warned it is 32 C . - ray76, Nov 27, 2013

Good observation amigo! - pmikan-pam, Nov 27, 2013

"Esa perra lleva el mismo vestido". In Spain we use "perra" as a translation of 'b*tch'. :P - RelaxingCup, Nov 27, 2013

32C? I have my binoculars trained on your back...yard. :-) - 0095ca4c, Nov 27, 2013

@ R C , Thanks mate , you have made it so much more understandable and simple . - ray76, Nov 27, 2013

@ Margherite I shall send you the photos , put away the binoculars you may get arrested. - ray76, Nov 27, 2013

Thanks PPam I have my eye , and other things on the pulse. - ray76, Nov 27, 2013

Answer 6

¡Ay caramba! tengo que estornudar.

Good grief, I have to sneeze.

Oh dear, let's hope it's not an east wind. - 0095ca4c, Nov 27, 2013

Perfect! - RelaxingCup, Nov 27, 2013

Don't hurt yourself! :-) - pmikan-pam, Nov 27, 2013

Answer 7

Estoy hasta las narices.

I'm well fed up.

Pls, note the use of ' well + something bad is colloquila and widesperead in England. - annierats, Nov 27, 2013

Perfect! - RelaxingCup, Nov 27, 2013

It means "really" in this context. :) - ian-hill, Nov 27, 2013

Gracias. I'm well pleased. - annierats, Nov 27, 2013

By the look of his chubby chest, he is certainly well fed up. :-) - 0095ca4c, Nov 27, 2013

Fed up is good! He will winter well. - pmikan-pam, Nov 27, 2013

Answer 8

Si Alguna persona está bromeando sobre mi pluma, voy a cortarse la cabeza. Nadie bromea sobre mi plumita

Si Alguien está bromeando sobre mi pluma, voy a cortarle la cabeza. Nadie bromea sobre mi plumita

If some person is joking about my feather I going to cut off his head. Nobody jokes about my little feather.

Wouldn't dream of it. - annierats, Nov 27, 2013

Better use "alguien" instead of "alguna persona" + "voy a cortarle la cabeza." The rest is correct. You can also say: "Nadie hace bromas sobre mi plumita". Un saludo. - RelaxingCup, Nov 27, 2013

Hola amigo....I was going to say something about the white one, but I will desist. :-) - 0095ca4c, Nov 27, 2013

Oops, Jusst kidding - pmikan-pam, Nov 27, 2013

gracias RC por tu ayuda. - Aranjuez12, Nov 27, 2013

...I AM going to cut off his head. Nice work Aranjuez! - Mainer, Nov 27, 2013

Answer 9

Pero el hermoso tocado está a salvo de las manchas de rímel! del rímel de la manchas!

But the beautiful headdress is safe from mascara stains!

Not if standing on his head is part of the dance ritual! - 0095ca4c, Nov 27, 2013

"a salvo de las manchas de rímel." :) - RelaxingCup, Nov 27, 2013

Muchas gracias, RC y Margherite! - bandit51jd, Nov 27, 2013

Answer 10

The greatest benefit of doing this is that we are so glad when it is over.

El mayor beneficio de hacer esto es que estamos muy contentos cuando termina.

Should be: "El mayor beneficio de hacer esto es que estamos muy contentos cuando termina." Un saludo! - RelaxingCup, Nov 27, 2013

Thanks, RC. Saludo! - Raja-jani, Nov 27, 2013

Answer 11

Sólo le duele cuando tiene que sonarse.

It only hurts when he has to blow his nose.

Hope he doesn't get a cold. Or hayfever. - annierats, Nov 27, 2013

Perfect! - RelaxingCup, Nov 27, 2013

Yes every time he blows his nose he pricks his finger. - 0095ca4c, Nov 27, 2013

Answer 12

It is better if I am sitting down, my bones rattle too much. Es mejor si estoy sentado, los huesos hacen demasiado ruido

Almost. "Los huesos hacen demasiado ruido." - RelaxingCup, Nov 27, 2013

Brings tears to your eyes. - annierats, Nov 27, 2013

Good one amiga....me this morning after having walked the dog for two miles in the woods through fresh, wet shin deep snow. It was beautiful though. - 0095ca4c, Nov 27, 2013

Thank you RC - pmikan-pam, Nov 27, 2013

Hola Annie, Jeje - pmikan-pam, Nov 27, 2013

It sounds lovely Margherite! I am thinking of you often. - pmikan-pam, Nov 27, 2013

Answer 13

Even though Matata suffers from a rare skin disorder, he is allowed to take part in the bird festival.

Aunque Matata sufre de un trastorno raro de la piel, que se le permita participar el festival de las aves.

"sufre de" or just "sufre", I think both are valid here. + ", se le permite participar en el festival de las aves." Very good! - RelaxingCup, Nov 27, 2013

Hakuna? No worries, he is Swahili and has no worries. - 0095ca4c, Nov 27, 2013

Answer 14

No job is more secure than that of "feather dyer" in whichever country this gentleman is from. =]

No hay ningún trabajo más estable que lo de "tintorero de plumas" en cualquier país de donde sea este caballero. =]

With the exception of perhaps a 'feather fluffer'. - 0095ca4c, Nov 27, 2013

I will get my resume ready :-) - pmikan-pam, Nov 27, 2013

"No hay ningún trabajo..." = 'there's no job...' . "Ningún trabajo es..." = 'No job is..' + "más estable que el de 'tintorero de plumas'. As for the rest, I would say: "sea cual sea el país del que es/proviene este hombre." Saludos. - RelaxingCup, Nov 27, 2013