Picture of the day: Tables are turned

Question

Hello everyone,

The Picture of the Day. Game for practicing and having fun.

- Guidelines -

Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the responses you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language accuracy. ;^)

Pon tu comentario/ título/ pie de foto a esta imagen (ambos en español y inglés) y vota por las respuestas que te gusten. La mejor respuesta será seleccionada mañana, tanto por la cantidad de votos como por la corrección en el uso del idioma.

Remember to correct your posts as suggested. Posts that are not corrected cannot be "accepted".

Recuerda corregir tus respuestas según las sugerencias. Las respuestas que no estén corregidas no podrán ser "aceptadas".

Please give everyone a chance and only post one caption and no photos.

Por favor, deja que todos tengan una oportunidad y pon solo una respuesta, sin fotos.

I will advise on the Spanish part, and I'm still looking for volunteers on the English part.

Yo aconsejaré sobre la parte en español, y busco a algún voluntario para la parte inglesa.

This is the previous: Picture of the day: Patito feo?
(Please correct my English)

Aviso: ¿Quieres ayudar?
Do you want to contribute with a picture?
If you find a funny / interesting / shocking / likable / whatever picture on the Internet and you are like: this picture would be great for the game on Span¡shD!ct. Please, do not keep it for yourself. Send me the photo (and a title) via PM and let's all have fun and practice. Thanks!

Today's picture, courtesy of Margherite. :=)

Now that is funny!!!! - gringojrf, Dec 5, 2013

Good one!! - rac1, Dec 6, 2013

Thanks mate , and Margy, do a lot of hunting do you ? - ray76, Dec 6, 2013

Gracias mis amigos. @ray...yes love, I'm on the hunt and I'm wearing my little horns so do be careful won't you? ; - - 0095ca4c, Dec 6, 2013

Great photo :) - 00b5f6c6, Dec 6, 2013

I love the picture! - annierats, Dec 6, 2013

Another good one thanks RC And Margherite - pmikan-pam, Dec 6, 2013

Answer 1

I am glad this car is an automatic because we are too drunk to drive.

Me alegro de que este coche es un automático porque somos demasiado borracho para conducir.

"Me alegro de que este coche sea (your beloved subjunctive) automático porque estamos demasiado borrachos para conducir

Especially those two in the back. hahaha - 0095ca4c, Dec 6, 2013

Should be: "estamos demasiado borrachos" (temporary state). Otherwise it is correct. My suggestion: "Me alegro de que este coche sea (your beloved subjunctive) automático porque estamos demasiado borrachos para conducir." :D - RelaxingCup, Dec 6, 2013

Gracias amigo - I should have got both of those correct. :) - ian-hill, Dec 6, 2013

How does that work Ian, I never tried that? - pmikan-pam, Dec 6, 2013

Tried what amiga? - ian-hill, Dec 6, 2013

Putting it in automatic and driving drunk Jeje Ian - pmikan-pam, Dec 9, 2013

It is a "play" on the word automatic amiga. It reminds me of the secretary who was told she has an electric typewriter and said " Oh good because I can't type. :) - ian-hill, Dec 11, 2013

Congratulations Ian, very good - pmikan-pam, Dec 12, 2013

Answer 2

Creo en los derechos de los animales pero siempre hay el mismo problema, les das un centímetro y ellos tomen el kilómetro entero.

I believe in animal rights but it is always the same problem, give them an inch and they take the whole mile.

Ain't that the truth! - gringojrf, Dec 6, 2013

I've heard that said about women. Be carefull! :-) - 0095ca4c, Dec 6, 2013

"pero siempre es/hay el mismo problema, les das un centímetro y ellos toman el kilómetro entero." In Spain we have a saying: "les das la mano y se toman el brazo entero" (you give them a hand and they take the whole arm). Un saludo. - RelaxingCup, Dec 6, 2013

:) - annierats, Dec 6, 2013

Answer 3

News flash! N. R. A. calls for gun control.

¡Noticia de última hora! N. R. A. llama a un control de armas.

jeje - rac1, Dec 6, 2013

Nice! - gringojrf, Dec 6, 2013

Always one step ahead lol - 0095ca4c, Dec 6, 2013

I would say: "N. R. A. llama a un control de armas" - RelaxingCup, Dec 6, 2013

Gracias Taza Relajante: ) - Ranman, Dec 6, 2013

very clever! - annierats, Dec 6, 2013

Answer 4

• Moose Driver: Oh no, it is the cops.
• Moose 1 in Back: He's going to arrest us for homicide.

• Moose 2 in Back: What? Don't be stupid. It is only homicide when people kill people.

• Alce Chofer: ¡Ay! Es la policía.

• Alce 1 Atrás: Él va a detenernos por homicidio.
• Alce 2 Atrás: ¿Qué? ¡No seas mensa! Solo es homicidio cuando seres humanos matan a seres humanos.

"...cuando seres humanos matan a seres humanos." :) - RelaxingCup, Dec 6, 2013

Driver: He would have lived if you hadn't gutted him out. - Mainer, Dec 6, 2013

I thought they would be arrested for dui - 0095ca4c, Dec 6, 2013

Or...hunting without a license. - gringojrf, Dec 7, 2013

Answer 5

I told you if we planned it right we could catch us a hunter.

Le dije (a uds) que si lo planeábamos bien, podríamos pillar a un cazador.

lol - Rey_Mysterio, Dec 5, 2013

Tastes like chicken: ) - Ranman, Dec 6, 2013

jajajaja - rac1, Dec 6, 2013

hahaha...I've read the chicken thing somewhere. I think it was in the book Coral Island. - 0095ca4c, Dec 6, 2013

"Le dije que si lo planeábamos bien (past), podríamos (conditional) pillar/atrapar (a) un cazador." :D - RelaxingCup, Dec 6, 2013

Thanks RC. This one was a bit of a mess. - gringojrf, Dec 6, 2013

Answer 6

Come on! Get in! We have an extra beer.

¡Venga! ¡Entra! Tenemos una cerveza más.

Good! - RelaxingCup, Dec 6, 2013

Cheers! - annierats, Dec 6, 2013

I'll drink to that jejeje - 0095ca4c, Dec 6, 2013

Cheers Annie ;) Hola Margherite, I hope they have more than one extra beer :) - 00b5f6c6, Dec 7, 2013

Answer 7

¡ La venganza es dulce !

Pero ten cuidado con el plato final curso.

Revenge is sweet !

But beware of the final course.

As in dessert? Is there a deer wife hiding in the woods? - 0095ca4c, Dec 6, 2013

Yes his Dear deer wife may make them choke on apres, - ray76, Dec 6, 2013

"¡La venganza es dulce! Pero (ten) cuidado con el plato final." :) - RelaxingCup, Dec 6, 2013

Thank you R C , do you use the word " course" for a part of a dinner , as in , 1st and 2nd course ? - ray76, Dec 6, 2013

Yes, we do. 1er (primer) plato, 2do (segundo) plato de una comida. (of a meal) - RelaxingCup, Dec 6, 2013

Thank you mate. - ray76, Dec 6, 2013

Answer 8

¡Apura! saca la foto, tenemos que salir. No tengo un licencia para cazar.

Hurry, take the picture, we have to leave. I don't have a hunting license.

...and mine is a fishing license. Let's get out of here! - gringojrf, Dec 6, 2013

:-) - 0095ca4c, Dec 6, 2013

Better " ...tenemos que irnos." and "No tengo licencia de caza." Un saludo. - RelaxingCup, Dec 6, 2013

Thanks! I don't know why I didn't think of that RC, I'm familiar enough with "tengo que irme" - Mainer, Dec 6, 2013

Answer 9

Two hundred generations of playing dumb finally pay off!

Doscientas generaciones de hacerse el tonto por fin dan frutos.

Perfect! Also: "dan su fruto." :9 - RelaxingCup, Dec 6, 2013

lol. - annierats, Dec 6, 2013

Answer 10

Oye, qué piensas sobre nuestros instintos animales.

Hey, what do you think about our animal instincts.

Pretty instinctive I'd say. They went for the jugular. - 0095ca4c, Dec 6, 2013

:) - RelaxingCup, Dec 6, 2013

Answer 11

This has always been my worst nightmare. Esto siempre ha sido mi peor pesadilla.

Good one Pamalita! - rac1, Dec 6, 2013

Very good! "Esto", again, means 'this' in general or as something abstract, so it's correct. You can also say "Esta" if you refer to the nightmare (pesadilla - feminine). Un saludo :) - RelaxingCup, Dec 6, 2013

Thanks Annie - pmikan-pam, Dec 6, 2013

Un saludo RC, muchas gracias - pmikan-pam, Dec 6, 2013

Yes, maybe not a goodnight picture for hunters.. - annierats, Dec 6, 2013

Being tied to the roof of a car amiga?? - 0095ca4c, Dec 6, 2013

Jeje Annie - pmikan-pam, Dec 9, 2013

Don't you like my sick sense of humor amiga? - pmikan-pam, Dec 9, 2013

Answer 12

Miguel lo etiquetó, Franco lo embolsó y yo até al techo. Michael tagged him,Frank bagged him and I tied him to the roof.

:-) tha beginning of a new novel helio? - pmikan-pam, Dec 6, 2013

Helio, you have done well, I saw such ood answers and could not thinkof anything, so late on.. - annierats, Dec 6, 2013

I think Frank is the nasty one lol - 0095ca4c, Dec 6, 2013

If that happened once, you should use preterit tense. -> "Michael lo marcó/etiquetó, Frank lo embolsó/empaquetó y yo lo até al techo". If that happened regularly in the past, then "marcaba/etiquetaba - marcaba/etiquetaba - embolsaba/empaquetaba" :) - RelaxingCup, Dec 7, 2013

Thank you. - heliotropeman, Dec 7, 2013

Answer 13

Who's sorry now?

¿Quién lo siente ahora?

Indeed. His camo didn't help. - 0095ca4c, Dec 6, 2013

Perfect. - RelaxingCup, Dec 6, 2013

Gracias RC! :) - rac1, Dec 6, 2013

lo siento - pmikan-pam, Dec 6, 2013

Answer 14

voy a sacar una foto y de prueba se la voy a pasar una copia a todos mis amigos por correo electrónico que si atrapamos el cazador que nos iba a disparar

:-) - 0095ca4c, Dec 6, 2013

Please write English too. - RelaxingCup, Dec 6, 2013

Answer 15

Ditch all the beer! The cops are coming!

¡Echan por la borda toda la cerveza! ¡La policía viene!

¡Tirad toda la cerveza! ¡Viene la policía!

jejejejeje - rac1, Dec 6, 2013

Should be imperative (command) "Echen (ustedes)" or "Echad (vosotros)". Otherwise correct. My suggestion: "¡Tirad toda la cerveza! ¡Viene la policía!" - RelaxingCup, Dec 6, 2013

Hurry, good one amiga - pmikan-pam, Dec 6, 2013

Thanks RC...I should have remembered the imperative. I have remembered in previous practice. Oh well...another one bites the dust. Great Grandad would not be proud of this either. - 0095ca4c, Dec 6, 2013