You might be a SpanishDict addict if...
With credit to Jeff Foxworthy ("You might be a Redneck if...") - if you aren't familiar with this - Google it and you'll find lots of examples.
You might be a SpanishDict addict if...
...your first thought when seeing someone's vacation pictures is "I need to come up with a 'Picture of the Day' caption!"
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You have told your wife "not tonight dear, I have an SD Skype chat."
You double click words on other websites because you think an English/Spanish translation will pop up!
...the name Lazarus makes you think of a Spanish grammar guru, not the Bible story.
You post more than one reason on this thread. 
Que si chequea sus puntos de reputación dos o tres veces al día!
That you check your reputation points two or three times a day.
You take the time to congratulate someone on their big 10K milestone but forget your own anniversary. 
You wake up in the morning and your girl friend asks in a tone that spells trouble: who is Paralee?
You forget to eat.
I want to log off, but I can't. I just find some other thing to do. I think I need therapy!
You have ever gone to bed at 3 in the morning after doing flashcards all day only to get right back up at 3:01 so you can finish "just one more set"
You wonder what people are doing when they are not posting things on the forum.
...if you wake up at 6am or earlier just to post the Picture of the Day 
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You have ever taken the fifteen or twenty minutes it takes to navigate to the very last page of the user created flashcards in order to bookmark that page in an effort to start from the beginning and work your way forward.
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You have ever opened up multiple browser windows so that you could do more than one flashcard set at a time (because let's face it, after 12 hours straight of doing nothing but flashcards, those 3 seconds in between each card seem like an eternity)
or
By taking into consideration such variables as your screen size, the size of a window necessary to read each flashcard, connection speed, server connection, etc, you have calculated to a scientific certainty, the absolute maximum number of flashcard sets that you can successfully open up on your computer and still maintain a high level of efficiency in answering them (My optimum was 3 and occasionally 4 screens. I actually found that I could fit about 8 windows on the same screen at once, but doing more than about three sets at once made the connection painfully slow).
You wake up at 3 in the morning and start doing flashcards.
Your friends are on Match.com looking for Mr. Right, but you’re on SpanishDict talking to a rabbit, a lizard, a turtle, a little red bird, a toothy totem, a porcupine, a banjo-strumming cat, a wiz from Oz (how did he get in here?), and the queen (who bears a striking resemblance to Heidi Klum)... and other characters too numerous to mention.
