A - Z Headlines - Titulares
Have you ever seen Jay Leno's Tonight Show?
One of the funniest parts was : Headlines!!
He came up with the funniest headlines ever and it was a blast too hear him comment them
So let's try to make a healine thread, both in English and Spanish.
the headlines you provide, preferably with a photo of the headline itself
Your headline can start in English or Spanish, bold the word in alphabetical order. Once you have posted, translate, try to get the pun, if you can
I will start:
Asesinato - Homicide
14 Answers
I -- impreciso ... inaccurate
Programa de alfabetización de Mississippi muestra una mejora.
(For those not familiar with the 50 states in the U.S., the state in the headline is spelled wrong.)
E- Enigmatic
Extraterrestres- Aliens
In 1972 there will be an invasion of aliens
County --- condado
"El condado gasta $250K para anunciar escasez de fondos."
Tortugas - Tortoises
Un Hombre con "nada para declarar" tenía 55 tortugas en sus pantalones
H - Hispanics
Edits: "Los Anuncios españoles Venden Mejor a los Hispanos"
Jury _ Jurado
Convicts avoid noose, jury hung!
*Los condenados evitan la soga, el jurado colgó!
Deer
Venado con asta grande, resulta que es hembra!
Los agentes federales hacen una redada en tienda de armas, discubren armas.
F - Finger - Dedo
Los colegas toquetean a billonario.
Vehículo - vehicle
Vehículo militar desaparece
Utah _ Utah
El centro de control de veneno de Utah recuerda cada uno para no tomar el veneno.
Wang = Chien-Ming Wang, Pitcher, Washington Nationals
A-Rod = Alex Rodriguez, 3rd Baseman, New York Yankees
Wang, Rod,are expressions for the male reproductive organ.
Going deep is an expression for a homerun in baseball, also an expression for male virility.
Translation: There is none that makes sense, but pretty **** funny 
