Picture of the day: a granny with a gun

Question

Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the ones you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the biggest number of votes.

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My example:

¡Eso por no votar mis respuestas!

That's for not voting up my answers!

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Issa, mejor: eso por no votar mis..... - 00494d19, Dec 2, 2009

This was the first version, but I didn't want to repeat "por" - Issabela, Dec 2, 2009

NO quedaría repetido: Eso (te pasa) por no votar mis respuestas. - 00494d19, Dec 2, 2009

Bien :) gracias - Issabela, Dec 2, 2009

I voted! - sheila-foster, Dec 2, 2009

I voted too! - --Mariana--, Dec 2, 2009

And the rest of you, just try not to vote!! Jejejeje :))) - Issabela, Dec 2, 2009

Transferring vote 1 from the 2009 contest thread. - chaparrito, Jan 7, 2010

Transferring vote 2 from the 2009 contest thread. - chaparrito, Jan 7, 2010

logged 09 - DJ_Huero, Jun 23, 2011

Answer 1

Le dijé un Big Mac con papas. Donde están mis papas?

I told you a Big Mac with fries. Where are my fries?

:) - 00494d19, Dec 2, 2009

Transferring vote 1 from the 2009 contest thread. - chaparrito, Jan 7, 2010

Transferring vote 2 from the 2009 contest thread. - chaparrito, Jan 7, 2010

Answer 2

Are you sure you want to give me that traffic ticket, sir?

¿Señor, estás seguro de que quieras darme esa multa de tráfico?

:) - 00494d19, Dec 2, 2009

Answer 3

No quiero hacer esto, hijito, pero mi fondo de pensiones se ha derrumbado.

I don't want to do this, sonny, but my pension fund has collapsed.

he he - webdunce, Dec 2, 2009

Oh, how economically crisis-ish! ;)) - Issabela, Dec 2, 2009

Answer 4

No te olvides de darme el vuelto por favor.

Please, don't forget my change.

Answer 5

Mi nueva "vieja señora" disfraz es perfecto .... nadie va a sospechar de mí.

My new "old lady" disguise is perfect....no one will ever suspect me.

:) - 00494d19, Dec 2, 2009

Answer 6

¡Déjame cruzar la frontera con México para poder practicar mi español!!

Let me cross the Mexican border so I can practice my Spanish!!

haha, that's great :) - Estefaníta, Dec 2, 2009

gracias - Nicole-B, Dec 2, 2009

Yeah, I like that one, too. :-) - webdunce, Dec 2, 2009

Answer 7

Me gusta hacer esto más mejor que ser una saludadora de Wal-Mart.

This is much better than being a door greeter at Wal-Mart.

Answer 8

¿de verdad crees que a mi edad no puedo conducir un coche? ¿de verdad crees que puedo pertenecer a una mafia y por eso llevo este fajo de billetes en la mano y una pistola?

Do you really think that at my age I can not drive a car? Do you really think that I belong to a mafia which is why I take this wad of cash in hand and a gun?

Answer 9

Plata o plomo, la abuela tiene ambos.

Money or lead, grandma has both.

Answer 10

¡Hey hombre,quita la ropa y baila el striptease! Hey man,undress and dance streaptease!

quítate la ropa - 00494d19, Dec 2, 2009

Answer 11

Esa no es mi "granny", esta es mi "granny"

That's not my granny, this is my "granny"

Heh heh. - webdunce, Dec 2, 2009

Answer 12

Es solo una pistola de juguete. ¡Gracias por la plata! Ahora puede ir al casino.

It's just a cap pistol. Thanks for the cash! Now I can go to the casino.

Answer 13

¡Quieto! Soy Ma baker. ¡Manos arriba y dame todo tu dinero!

Freeze, I am Ma Baker. Put your hands in the air and gimme all your money!

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That's of course my translation. But if anyone is interested in Spanish translation of the song, click here.

Answer 14

If she thinks she's getting back in this house, she's got another think coming.

and Spanish...? - Issabela, Dec 2, 2009

Answer 15

Ahora, hijito, se sube a eso nido colosal que es al lado de eso edificio allí.

Now, sonny, climb up into that big nest on the side of that building over there.

He obeyed her, too!

Bold italicizing of Spanish text copied from Issabela...without permission. - webdunce, Dec 2, 2009