Picture of the day: Serious spelling problems;)

Question

Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the ones you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the biggest number of votes.

My attemtp:

This is a learning site, please remember to use correct spelling

Este es un sitio de aprendizaje, por favor usen la ortografia correcta

qué divertido! - Issabela, Nov 22, 2009

Very cute kitty but the caption needs some work. It should read either "I am a ninja" or "I'm a ninja". "I am" and the contracted form "I'm" are the first person forms of the verb "to be". "Is" is the third person form. - elcielo, Nov 22, 2009

lol, at first I didn´t realize you were making a caption...I thought you were just warning people to use correct spelling when making their captions. - webdunce, Nov 22, 2009

Ironically, and perhaps intentionally, you misspelled attempt. ;-) - webdunce, Nov 22, 2009

Just a comment: LOL cats can't spell or use proper grammar - that is part of the joke. - Lasairfiona, Nov 23, 2009

You have a clever and wicked sense of humor, Heidita! LOL! Apparently it was a bit subtle, even with the Stickeys! - 0057ed01, Nov 23, 2009

omg...jejej, that was not intertional web, thanks, jeje, I am hopeless - 00494d19, Nov 23, 2009

I am new to the community and being a language site I thought I would contribute my (English) insight. In addition to ninja cats not being able to spell, looked for they can't be seen, listened for they can't be heard. - elcielo, Nov 23, 2009

Answer 1

El gatito sicopático recibe una camisa de fuerz nueva de moda.

Psycho kitty gets a fashionable new straitjacket.

So the p in psicopático is silent in Spanish also? - 0074b507, Nov 22, 2009

I had to check on that one because I used my Random House Latin Am. Spanish Dictionary, but according to Merriam-Webster, either spelling is acceptable. http://www.merriam-webster.com/spanish/psychotic - aloshek, Nov 22, 2009

Hey, that´s pretty good. - webdunce, Nov 22, 2009

In England we would spell it hyphenated, strait-jacket. - Eddy, Nov 23, 2009

Strait Jacket, Straitjacket, and Strait-jacket are all used in EE UU - aloshek, Nov 23, 2009

Congratulations aloshek, it was a very funny comment! - Zeb_Spanish, Nov 23, 2009

¡Muchas gracias! - aloshek, Nov 24, 2009

De nada, amigo. - Zeb_Spanish, Nov 24, 2009

Answer 2

¿Me pregunto lo que dijo cuando lo vio?

That's an awful big word to be misspelled. hahaha 'tupid redneck. - Seitheach, Nov 22, 2009

jajajaja - 003487d6, Nov 22, 2009

I think "your' and "you are" most be the must commonly mixed up spelling words besides "must and most" --- aaaah jaja you thought you had me, right? :-)) - 0068e2f4, Nov 22, 2009

Actually he might be able to fix it a little by putting an apostrophe between the U and the R. - 0068e2f4, Nov 22, 2009

Theirs no way to fix that. ;-) - webdunce, Nov 22, 2009

The canvas is scarier than the tattoo. I knew someone with a tattoo that had been mispelled, the mispelled word was supposed to have been the word Irish, not Iresh. - Zeb_Spanish, Nov 22, 2009

webdunce, "theirs"? I assume you did that intentionally, no? - aloshek, Nov 24, 2009

Answer 3

Llevo este tan alguien no pondrá un limón en la cabeza. I am wearing this so someone won't put a lemon on my head.

Nice one! - aloshek, Nov 22, 2009

jajaja - Ben-Kapity, Nov 22, 2009

It is a lime actually. - Lasairfiona, Nov 23, 2009

Answer 4

Sé karate...y siete otras peligrosas palabras del Lejano Oriente.

I know karate...and seven other dangerous oriental words.

I laughed, I cried, I kissed my vote goodbye! - aloshek, Nov 22, 2009

It´s an old joke I learned from my dad. :) - webdunce, Nov 22, 2009

And that reminds me of a siskel and ebert opening line...I think..."I laughed, I cried, I kissed five bucks goodbye." - webdunce, Nov 22, 2009

Good catch, webdunce, that's where I got it from. - aloshek, Nov 23, 2009

Answer 5

Muy gracioso muchachos. Jejejeje ¡Ahora déjame salir!

Very funny guys. Hahaha. Now let me out!

Answer 6

Las faltas de ortografía lo llevaron a la tumba.

The spelling mistakes led him to the grave.

Eso estuvo más claro que el agua jajaaja así debería ser el idioma inglés jeje - EdiOswaldo, Nov 22, 2009

Color me blind but I don't see the error. - nizhoni1, Nov 22, 2009

The picture and caption is in responce to the spelling/grammar in the main post. The kitten's spelling errors led hiim to the grave. - aloshek, Nov 22, 2009

And apparently, so will mine! - lol - aloshek, Nov 22, 2009

If you look at the bottom of the tombstone it reads: " She took much from life and gave back to others abundTantly" - 0068e2f4, Nov 22, 2009

good eye - nizhoni1, Nov 22, 2009

Answer 7

I thought it said "serious smelling problem." Spell? I can't even read English anymore...Creí que decía "problema de olor grave." Ortografía? Ni siquiera puedo leer Ingés mas.

Answer 8

You too can wear the super sock for only two payments of $19.95! Like the little kitten here, it will make you look very stylish, but you wear also forgot how to speak English correctly.

¡Puedes llever el Súper Calcetín por dos pagos de $19.95! Cómo esta gatita, serás muy elegante, pero olvidarás cómo hablar íngles correctamente.

Answer 9

lol...it looks just like Hulk Hogan. - webdunce, Nov 23, 2009

Indeed. - Zeb_Spanish, Nov 24, 2009

Answer 10

No need to be correct. I am the teacher's pet.

Necesitar no exacto. Soy el preferido de profesor.

Answer 11

I was going to perform my Hulk Hogan impression for you, but I cannot feel my paws! Someone help, please!?!?!

¡Iba a realizar mi impresión de Hogan de Barco Viejo para usted, pero yo no puedo sentirme mis patas! ¡Alguien ayuda, por favor! ?!?!

Answer 12

"¡Mira Mamá!" dijo el calcetinito con la máscara de gato, "¡Soy gato!"

"Look Mom!" said the little sock with the cat mask, "I'm a cat!"

Answer 13

''what do you think of my sleeping bag?'' (going camping)

Welcome mark m...re you the impostor?? jeje - 00494d19, Nov 22, 2009

oh yes you are, jeje, welcome to the forum, you had not visited yet:) - 00494d19, Nov 22, 2009

Answer 14

no se lo que deberia decir

Answer 15

jeje, and I did not do that on purpose, no sire bob, I am simply hopeless at spelling, good catch webdunce!!

well, happy you all got the sarcasm, it was just sooo appropriate

I have chosen our friend aloshek¡s answer as I would also have spelled straitjacket like "straightjacket", so ....jeje, very to the point.

El gatito sicópata recibe una camisa de fuerza nueva de moda.

Psycho kitty gets a fashionable new straitjacket.