Let's have a random sentence fight!!!

Question

I saw a really funny answer by HOOAH in a question, and it cracked me up really bad!! I'm serious!! It was hilarious...So I responded with something that probably wasn't as funny, but it brought an idea to my mind...A RANDOM SENTENCE FIGHT!!! So post your most random sentences you can think of. It's cool if you answer in Spanish, too, because I'm trying to get more practice anyways. Best answer wins!!! May the best man/woman win!!! (You can kind of tell that I'm random Jeje!!)

• madness in the eye of the bottlenose dolphin as he swims into the purple jello if the googoo bay , similies, similies are the message of the chickens roost on the top of the bottom of the middle of the log in the heart of the Sahara i hear it in refrigera - sheenancreed May 3, 2010
• ator ice little man with a huge cornucopia jumping over the curb too high for ashbedown syndrome the quadruplets of my establishment are quantified by abnormalties of the house cat i dont know what in niggler fly with Barnie why are you seem soo - sheenancreed May 3, 2010
• even ready to do it walking in a bag of cheese? - sheenancreed May 3, 2010
• read all together :P - sheenancreed May 3, 2010
• Nice one Sarah, I have posted as well. - Koalasan May 8, 2011

Answer 1

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?

• haha, that's true - Elizabeth-Sh Nov 3, 2009
• ¡muy profundo! - 4Annie Nov 4, 2009
• That's funny! - --Mariana-- Nov 4, 2009

Answer 2

If bread always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat and dropped it?

• jeje! - Sammy16093 Nov 5, 2009
• Please don´t do this, it can cause serious problems in the space-time continuum. - webdunce Nov 9, 2009
• there could be a random glitch in the space time continuum... but still don't try it. it could hurt you while trying to tie the bread to a cat. - zenejero Nov 10, 2009
• Woah!! - sarahjs Nov 10, 2009

Answer 3

If history always repeats itself does that mean that originality is merely undiscovered plagiarism?

• wooooooww - DJ_Huero Nov 5, 2009
• ::claps and vows:: - zenejero Nov 10, 2009
• Love it, love it, love it. - h1deaway Apr 12, 2010

Answer 4

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

• Can't build anything foolproof, cause people keep building better fools! - Fredbong Nov 9, 2009
• ha ha...touché - Izanoni1 Nov 9, 2009
• Oh so true!! - pacofinkler Mar 2, 2011

Answer 5

Regular bees are probably jealous of killer bees because they are so much more tough and mighty. No one messes with killer bees, but regular bees get walked all over.

Answer 6

Dang. Maybe I should get an extra profile so I can vote for all my stuff...

• Why is "winning" important? - 005457e3 Nov 6, 2009
• it's just something fun. - kanani142 Nov 7, 2009
• oh, noes! we could immediately tell by the increase in randomness around here... it would be like your own clone! - zenejero Nov 10, 2009
• Thats Cheating!!! haha - Koalasan May 8, 2011

Answer 7

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

• That's so true!! - sarahjs Nov 4, 2009

Answer 8

El calamar aventurero llevaba alpargatas en el malecón.

• What's that mean?? I'm not that advanced....Jeje - sarahjs Nov 3, 2009
• The adventurous calamary wore canvas shoes in the levee. - 0047c18f Nov 6, 2009
• The adventurous squid wore rope sandals on the boardwalk. - mountaingirl Nov 7, 2009

Answer 9

It means that HOOAH is freakin' awesome!!!!!

My random phrase would have to be: Malaysian cheese is very disgusting, Bob likes to eat his Dog's ears, and also Pizza Planet is Dell company hot dogs. I had carrots and gravy and munchkins on my toe.

If you can't tell, I like to be random.

• haha! :-) - kanani142 Nov 3, 2009
• No way!! Me too!! - sarahjs Nov 4, 2009

Answer 10

Los gatos que les gusta comer el queso atrapan más ratas

Cats that like to eat cheese catch more rats

• No te creo. - Stobber Nov 3, 2009

Answer 11

Just so you guys know, I think I'm still winning...

• I think so too.. All in favor of HOOAH type "I" :-) - kanani142 Nov 3, 2009
• "I" - Chobit Nov 6, 2009
• I - nizhoni1 Nov 6, 2009
• "i" - zenejero Nov 10, 2009
• Eh Jeje - sarahjs Nov 10, 2009

Answer 12

I like ice cream... What is better cake or ice cream?? Demi or Miley? Disney or Nickelodeon???????

Answer 13

You can't vote for yourself!!!! hahaha

• but u tried, didn't you? - zenejero Nov 10, 2009

Answer 14

I wish I was an advertisement for the armed forces, particularly the Marines. I don't think they'd let me be, though, cuz' I'm only fourteen. I have a rather sarcastic sense of humor, sooo...

• me too. you're a youngin, keep that sense of humor, everyone likes a funny person - Elizabeth-Sh Nov 3, 2009
• Haha, I'm older than you ; ) - sarahjs Nov 4, 2009

Answer 15

"Do you walk to work or do you buy your lunch?"

Try asking this question of someone (emphasizing the italicized words) and see how long before they realize that it doesn't make sense.

"¿Caminas al trabajo o compras tu almuerzo?

Trata de hacerle esta pregunta al alguien (con énfasis en las palabras cursivas) y vea cuanto tiempo pasa antes de que la persona se dé cuenta que la pregunta no tiene sentido!

• Le troca el cerebro a cualquiera...ya me puedo imaginar. - 0068e2f4 Nov 5, 2009
• I had to say this out loud to "get it", lol - Goldie_Miel Nov 13, 2010