17 VOTE

I saw a really funny answer by HOOAH in a question, and it cracked me up really bad!! I'm serious!! It was hilarious...So I responded with something that probably wasn't as funny, but it brought an idea to my mind...A RANDOM SENTENCE FIGHT!!! So post your most random sentences you can think of. It's cool if you answer in Spanish, too, because I'm trying to get more practice anyways. Best answer wins!!! May the best man/woman win!!! (You can kind of tell that I'm random Jeje!!)

  • madness in the eye of the bottlenose dolphin as he swims into the purple jello if the googoo bay , similies, similies are the message of the chickens roost on the top of the bottom of the middle of the log in the heart of the Sahara i hear it in refrigera - sheenancreed May 3, 2010 flag
  • ator ice little man with a huge cornucopia jumping over the curb too high for ashbedown syndrome the quadruplets of my establishment are quantified by abnormalties of the house cat i dont know what in niggler fly with Barnie why are you seem soo - sheenancreed May 3, 2010 flag
  • even ready to do it walking in a bag of cheese? - sheenancreed May 3, 2010 flag
  • read all together :P - sheenancreed May 3, 2010 flag
  • Nice one Sarah, I have posted as well. - Koalasan May 8, 2011 flag

76 Answers

9 VOTE

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?

12 VOTE

If bread always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat and dropped it?

  • jeje! - Sammy16093 Nov 5, 2009 flag
  • Please don´t do this, it can cause serious problems in the space-time continuum. - webdunce Nov 9, 2009 flag
  • there could be a random glitch in the space time continuum... but still don't try it. it could hurt you while trying to tie the bread to a cat. - zenejero Nov 10, 2009 flag
  • Woah!! - sarahjs Nov 10, 2009 flag
11 VOTE

If history always repeats itself does that mean that originality is merely undiscovered plagiarism?

8 VOTE

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

5 VOTE

Regular bees are probably jealous of killer bees because they are so much more tough and mighty. No one messes with killer bees, but regular bees get walked all over.

5 VOTE

Dang. Maybe I should get an extra profile so I can vote for all my stuff...smile

  • Why is "winning" important? - 005457e3 Nov 6, 2009 flag
  • it's just something fun. - kanani142 Nov 7, 2009 flag
  • oh, noes! we could immediately tell by the increase in randomness around here... it would be like your own clone! - zenejero Nov 10, 2009 flag
  • Thats Cheating!!! haha - Koalasan May 8, 2011 flag
5 VOTE

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

3 VOTE

El calamar aventurero llevaba alpargatas en el malecón.

  • What's that mean?? I'm not that advanced....Jeje - sarahjs Nov 3, 2009 flag
  • The adventurous calamary wore canvas shoes in the levee. - 0047c18f Nov 6, 2009 flag
  • The adventurous squid wore rope sandals on the boardwalk. - mountaingirl Nov 7, 2009 flag
3 VOTE

It means that HOOAH is freakin' awesome!!!!!

My random phrase would have to be: Malaysian cheese is very disgusting, Bob likes to eat his Dog's ears, and also Pizza Planet is Dell company hot dogs. I had carrots and gravy and munchkins on my toe.

If you can't tell, I like to be random. wink

3 VOTE

Los gatos que les gusta comer el queso atrapan más ratas

Cats that like to eat cheese catch more rats

3 VOTE

Just so you guys know, I think I'm still winning...smile

3 VOTE

I like ice cream... What is better cake or ice cream?? Demi or Miley? Disney or Nickelodeon???????

3 VOTE

You can't vote for yourself!!!! hahaha

3 VOTE

I wish I was an advertisement for the armed forces, particularly the Marines. I don't think they'd let me be, though, cuz' I'm only fourteen. I have a rather sarcastic sense of humor, sooo...

  • me too. you're a youngin, keep that sense of humor, everyone likes a funny person - Elizabeth-Sh Nov 3, 2009 flag
  • Haha, I'm older than you ; ) - sarahjs Nov 4, 2009 flag
3 VOTE

"Do you walk to work or do you buy your lunch?"

Try asking this question of someone (emphasizing the italicized words) and see how long before they realize that it doesn't make sense. tongue wink

"¿Caminas al trabajo o compras tu almuerzo?

Trata de hacerle esta pregunta al alguien (con énfasis en las palabras cursivas) y vea cuanto tiempo pasa antes de que la persona se dé cuenta que la pregunta no tiene sentido!

  • Le troca el cerebro a cualquiera...ya me puedo imaginar. - 0068e2f4 Nov 5, 2009 flag
  • I had to say this out loud to "get it", lol - Goldie_Miel Nov 13, 2010 flag
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