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"Coño" is a form of "coño", an interjection which is often translated as "fuck". "Joder" is a transitive verb which is often translated as "to fuck". Learn more about the difference between "joder" and "coño" below.
joder
A transitive verb is a verb that requires a direct object (e.g., I bought a book.).
1. (vulgar) (to have sexual intercourse with)
A word or phrase that is crude, indecent, and generally rejected by society.
2. (vulgar) (to joke with)
A word or phrase that is crude, indecent, and generally rejected by society.
a. to kid (colloquial)
A word or phrase that is commonly used in conversational speech (e.g., skinny, grandma).
¡No me jodas! ¿Eso te dijo?You're kidding me! Is that what she told you?
3. (vulgar) (to mess with or hurt)
A word or phrase that is crude, indecent, and generally rejected by society.
a. to fuck with (vulgar)
A word or phrase that is crude, indecent, and generally rejected by society.
¿Por qué intentas siempre joderme? ¿Qué te hice yo?Why are you always trying to fuck with me? What did I do to you?
b. to fuck over (vulgar)
A word or phrase that is crude, indecent, and generally rejected by society.
Ese timador me quiso joder, pero yo soy más listo que el hambre.That swindler wanted to fuck me over, but I'm as sharp as a tack.
a. to piss off (vulgar)
A word or phrase that is crude, indecent, and generally rejected by society.
¿Tienes un matamoscas? Ya está la mosca otra vez jodiéndome.Do you have a fly swatter? This fly is pissing me off again.
An intransitive verb is one that does not require a direct object (e.g., The man sneezed.).
5. (vulgar) (to have sexual intercourse)
A word or phrase that is crude, indecent, and generally rejected by society.
6. (vulgar) (to be annoying)
A word or phrase that is crude, indecent, and generally rejected by society.
a. to be a pain in the ass (vulgar) (United States)
A word or phrase that is crude, indecent, and generally rejected by society.
Regionalism used in the United States
No le hagas caso. Tiene ganas de joder, nada más.Don't take any notice of him. He's just being a pain in the ass, that's all.
b. to be a pain in the arse (vulgar) (United Kingdom)
A word or phrase that is crude, indecent, and generally rejected by society.
Regionalism used in the United Kingdom
¡Deja de joder, hombre! Estamos todos hartos de tus bobadas.Stop being a pain in the arse, man! We're all fed up of your nonsense.
An interjection is a short utterance that expresses emotion, hesitation, or protest (e.g., Wow!).
7. (vulgar) (used to express annoyance)
A word or phrase that is crude, indecent, and generally rejected by society.
joderse
A pronominal verb phrase combines a verb with a preposition or other particle and always uses a reflexive pronoun. (e.g., Se dio cuenta del problema.)
8. (vulgar) (to put up with it)
A word or phrase that is crude, indecent, and generally rejected by society.
a. to go screw oneself (vulgar)
A word or phrase that is crude, indecent, and generally rejected by society.
Ella no me quiso ayudar entonces, así que ahora que se joda.She wouldn't help me back then, so she can go screw herself now.
b. no direct translation
This refers to an idiomatic word or phrase for which there is no word-for-word translation.
La culpa es tuya. - ¿Mía? ¡Hay que joderse! ¡Pero si yo ni siquiera estaba aquí!It's your fault. - My fault? For fuck's sake! But I wasn't even here!
No me dejaron ustedes nada de comida. - ¡Te jodes! Es tu culpa por llegar tarde.You didn't leave any food for me. - Tough shit! It's your fault for being late.
a. to fuck up (vulgar)
A word or phrase that is crude, indecent, and generally rejected by society.
Dice que su familia le jodió la vida, pero yo creo que se la jodió él solo.He says his family fucked up his life, but I think he fucked it up himself.
b. to mess up (colloquial)
A word or phrase that is commonly used in conversational speech (e.g., skinny, grandma).
Tomaba tantos medicamentos que se jodió el estómago.She was taking so many medicines that she messed up her stomach.
c. to bugger (vulgar) (United Kingdom)
A word or phrase that is crude, indecent, and generally rejected by society.
Regionalism used in the United Kingdom
Me caí y me jodí la rodilla.I fell and buggered my knee.
d. to do...in (colloquial) (United Kingdom)
A word or phrase that is commonly used in conversational speech (e.g., skinny, grandma).
Regionalism used in the United Kingdom
Bebe demasiado. Va a joderse el hígado.He drinks too much. He's going to do his liver in.
10. (vulgar) (to be ruined)
A word or phrase that is crude, indecent, and generally rejected by society.
a. to be fucked (vulgar)
A word or phrase that is crude, indecent, and generally rejected by society.
Si se ha jodido la tele, no podremos ver el partido.If the TV is fucked, we won't be able to watch the game.
b. to get fucked up (vulgar)
A word or phrase that is crude, indecent, and generally rejected by society.
Empezó a llover y se jodieron nuestros planes.It started to rain and our plans got fucked up.
c. to be buggered (vulgar) (United Kingdom)
A word or phrase that is crude, indecent, and generally rejected by society.
Regionalism used in the United Kingdom
No me digas que se jodió la computadora.Don't tell me the computer's buggered.
d. to have had it (colloquial) (United Kingdom)
A word or phrase that is commonly used in conversational speech (e.g., skinny, grandma).
Regionalism used in the United Kingdom
Se jodió la lavadora. Tendremos que comprar una nueva.The washing machine has had it. We'll have to buy a new one.
coño(
koh
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nyoh
)An interjection is a short utterance that expresses emotion, hesitation, or protest (e.g., Wow!).
1. (vulgar) (used to express emphasis)
A word or phrase that is crude, indecent, and generally rejected by society.
b. hell
¿Adónde coño vas? ¿No ves que estamos conduciendo por la mano contraria?Where the hell are you going? Can't you see we're driving the wrong way?
2. (vulgar) (used to express exasperation) (Caribbean) (Panama) (Spain) (Venezuela)
A word or phrase that is crude, indecent, and generally rejected by society.
Regionalism used in the Caribbean: Cuba, the Dominican Republic, and Puerto Rico
Regionalism used in Panama
Regionalism used in Spain
Regionalism used in Venezuela
b. for fuck's sake (vulgar)
A word or phrase that is crude, indecent, and generally rejected by society.
¿Cuántas veces voy a tener que decirte, coño? ¡No lo hice!For fuck's sake, how many times am I going to have tell you? I didn't do it!
¿Por qué no estás listo, coño? Vamos a estar tarde.For fuck's sake, why aren't you ready yet? We're going to be late.
3. (vulgar) (used to express surprise) (Caribbean) (Panama) (Spain) (Venezuela)
A word or phrase that is crude, indecent, and generally rejected by society.
Regionalism used in the Caribbean: Cuba, the Dominican Republic, and Puerto Rico
Regionalism used in Panama
Regionalism used in Spain
Regionalism used in Venezuela
a. fucking hell (vulgar)
A word or phrase that is crude, indecent, and generally rejected by society.
¡Coño! Me asustaste. ¿Por qué estás escondido en la oscuridad?Fucking hell! You scared me. Why are you hiding in the dark?
d. bloody hell (United Kingdom)
Regionalism used in the United Kingdom
¡Coño! No puedo creer que muriera. Era tan joven.Bloody hell! I can't believe he died. He was so young.
A masculine noun is used with masculine articles and adjectives (e.g., el hombre guapo, el sol amarillo).
4. (extremely offensive) (female genitalia) (Spain)
A word or phrase that is gravely offensive and taboo in all contexts.
Regionalism used in Spain
a. pussy (extremely offensive) (United States)
A word or phrase that is gravely offensive and taboo in all contexts.
Regionalism used in the United States
c. fanny (extremely offensive) (United Kingdom)
A word or phrase that is gravely offensive and taboo in all contexts.
Regionalism used in the United Kingdom
5. (vulgar) (guy) (Venezuela)
A word or phrase that is crude, indecent, and generally rejected by society.
Regionalism used in Venezuela
a. jerk (colloquial)
A word or phrase that is commonly used in conversational speech (e.g., skinny, grandma).
¿Quién es ese coño que está hablando con Andrea? - Carlos, su primo.Who's that jerk talking to Andrea? - That's her cousin, Carlos.
This means that the noun can be masculine or feminine, depending on the gender of the noun it refers to (e.g., el doctor, la doctora).
6. (extremely offensive) (person from Spain) (Chile)
A word or phrase that is gravely offensive and taboo in all contexts.
Regionalism used in Chile
a. Spaniard (extremely offensive)
A word or phrase that is gravely offensive and taboo in all contexts.
