Does anyone know a good spanish joke ?

Question

I need some funny Spanish jokes

Google it . - ray76, Apr 10, 2015

:) - ian-hill, Apr 10, 2015

And please complete your SD profile. - ian-hill, Apr 10, 2015

Deutsch/German/Alemana? - bosquederoble, Apr 10, 2015

Answer 1

Here is a correction of the English you wrote in your post. If you are also studying English you might want to show it to your English teacher as an example of correct spelling and punctuation:

Hi! I study Spanish and my our professor asked us to say tell A a Spanish joke, and if it is really funny and made makes him laugh we well will get extra points. So does anyone here knows know any good Spanish jokes and would you like to help me ?

All names of languages and nationalities are capitalized in English.

Keep consistent in persons: our, us, (we)

Keep consistent in tense: "is funny... makes him laugh.

Future tense "will + verb"

:) - ian-hill, Apr 10, 2015

Sorry Kit Kat, I made a typo 5 hours ago in my post but have corrected it. - Jubilado, Apr 10, 2015

Now jubilado i find your comment the most funny of all . You are priceless mate , a living gem. - ray76, Apr 11, 2015

Thank you for correcting . I was in a hurry when I wrote this that I didn't even notice my mistakes Jubilado - suga-free, Apr 19, 2015

Answer 2

Here is a thread that was recently opened.

Chistes y anécdotas / Jokes and stories - Por favor escribid los túyos

:) - ian-hill, Apr 10, 2015

Answer 3

A priest in the Serengeti begins to pray at the time when a lion attacks him:

• Please Lord, make this lion Christian!

When the lion stops, kneels, joins his front legs and prays

• "Lord, bless this food...

Un padre en el Serengueti empieza a rezar al ser atacado por un león:

• ¡Por favor Señor, haz que este león sea cristiano!

Al momento el león se detiene, se arrodilla, junta las patas delanteras y reza:

• "Bendice Señor estos alimentos...

Quite funny, I say this as a practising Christian :) - FELIZ77, Apr 10, 2015

Falcop, may I offer you an English correcction?: Bless ' this ' food. This is singular pronoun. These is plural Bless these animals or Bless these children, Bless these toyS I hope this helps :) - FELIZ77, Apr 10, 2015

Ok, thank you Feliz. - crucesignatus, Apr 10, 2015

You are welcome, Falcop :) - FELIZ77, Apr 10, 2015

Gracias crucesignatus - suga-free, Apr 19, 2015