Picture of the Day: The Good Book

Question

Hello Everybody! Welcome to the Picture of the Day!

This is a game where we can practice languages and have fun at the same time!

The rules are very simple and remain exactly as RelaxingCup designed them.

• Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the responses you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language accuracy.

• Pon tu comentario/ título/ pie de foto a esta imagen (ambos en español y inglés) y vota por las respuestas que te gusten. La mejor respuesta será seleccionada mañana, tanto por la cantidad de votos como por la corrección en el uso del idioma.

• Please, give everyone a chance and only post one caption and no photos.

• Por favor, deja que todos tengan una oportunidad y pon solo una respuesta, sin fotos.

Please help each other with your English/Spanish sentences. And above all, have fun!

Here is the previous Picture of the Day: Scared of a Deadline

And here is today's picture:

Good choice mate . Thanks . - ray76, May 1, 2014

You found it :) - Raja-jani, May 1, 2014

Gracias HCA. This guy is annies assistant looking for the Word of The Day :-)))!!!! - Jraider, May 1, 2014

Maybe that's what the book is! A compilation of all the Word of the Day posts! - 00ffada9, May 1, 2014

this is great! I love seeing what pictures you come up with lol :P - actorgirl, May 1, 2014

Great choice Hca :) it leaves a lot to the imagination in a positive way! - FELIZ77, May 1, 2014

Thanks everyone! - 00ffada9, May 1, 2014

Answer 1

The instruction manual to understanding women.

El manual de instrucciones para entender a las mujeres.

This was exactly what I was thinking! - 00ffada9, May 1, 2014

haha, that is a good one! - actorgirl, May 1, 2014

It is too small , one needs a whole library. - ray76, May 1, 2014

Good one rac, my vote. - ray76, May 1, 2014

My vote! But who has the patience to read that! - Raja-jani, May 1, 2014

Good one! - annierats, May 1, 2014

@1Rajaji - Which is why nobody understands women! - 00ffada9, May 1, 2014

Lol, gracias amigos. ♥♥♥♥♥ - rac1, May 1, 2014

When is my tutoring session querida????? - Jraider, May 1, 2014

I'm afraid it would be a lesson in futility, JR. lol - rac1, May 1, 2014

Haha! : ) - jphip, May 1, 2014

you men are just jealous that we can figure you out, but you can't us. :) (at least we can sometimes figure you out :P) - actorgirl, May 1, 2014

Truer words have never been spoken Actorgirl! Fortunately, all Christians are similar to each other! - 00ffada9, May 1, 2014

Actor girl , yes but that's what makes you girls so attractive and intriguing but also fustrating at times lol hahaha - FELIZ77, May 1, 2014

Hca well , we believers in Jesus have some things in common it's true, but that does not detract from our uniqueness lol - FELIZ77, May 3, 2014

Answer 2

No puedo encontrar mi marca de libro.Tengo que empezar en página una. I can't find my bookmarker.I'll have to start over at page one.

My condolences :) - 00ffada9, May 1, 2014

Funny , although you could feel for someone in that situation :) lol hahha - FELIZ77, May 1, 2014

I hope you have memory retention. lol - rac1, May 1, 2014

Answer 3

Una edición para bolsillo.

A pocket edition.

Very large pockets are required! - 00ffada9, May 1, 2014

For the Jolly Green Giant. - rac1, May 1, 2014

Can I just read the Cliff Notes ???? - Jraider, May 1, 2014

Answer 4

Oops I ordered the Spanish book. I have no idea what this book says.

Hice un pedido del libro español. No tengo ni idea lo que dice este libro.

Thanks to: Feliz77 for a better translation.

Brownting: It would be better to say: Hice un pedido del libro español. No tengo ni idea lo que dice este libro. : - FELIZ77, May 1, 2014

Or do you mean, “I have no idea what this book is about?“ = No tengo ni idea lo que se trata de este libro. - FELIZ77, May 1, 2014

Gracias - brownting, May 1, 2014

Well, they have a Spanish version. jeje - rac1, May 1, 2014

Answer 5

Debido a la disminución de las ventas, la Enciclopedia Británica decidio combiner todos los volúmenes en un solo libro.

Due to declining sales, the Encyclopedia Britannica decided to combine all of their volumes into one book.

And instead of helping, they created a monster. :) - rac1, May 1, 2014

Answer 6

Es por eso que las mujeres no leen las intrucciones nunca, sino que hagan las cosas sin entender como. Los hombres prefieren leer las intrucciones porque este tarda tanto tiempo que nunca lleguen a hacer el trabajo.

It's because of this that women never read instructions but rather just do things, without understanding how. Men prefer to read the instructions because this takes up so much time that they never have to start on the work.

It's all part of their devious plan. jeje - rac1, May 1, 2014

Annie, we never read instructions!!!! - Jraider, May 1, 2014

I'm going to agree with Jraider on this! The only instructions we follow are the "Dry clean only" instructions! - 00ffada9, May 1, 2014

I think you have it mixed up annie. the guys NEVER read the instructions...: ) - actorgirl, May 1, 2014

lol hahaha @Actor girl That's a bit strong, we do read them.... we just don't do what the manual says hahahaha - FELIZ77, May 1, 2014

ooohhh. I see. Okay. most guys I know don't read the instructions....:) I guess its an American thing. :) - actorgirl, May 1, 2014

Actor girl, seriousy speaking it depends on the guy in question! I have no problem with reading user/instruction manuals or admitting that I am lost and asking for directions if I am lost whiile driving :) - FELIZ77, May 2, 2014

Answer 7

El manual del usuario para SD. ¿Hmmm? ¿Como pongo las palabras en negrilla?

The user manual for SD. Hmmm? How do I bold words?

Good one Jp:) lol hahaha - FELIZ77, May 1, 2014

There isn't enough ink in the world. jeje - rac1, May 1, 2014

Answer 8

Now who gets to proofread it?

¿Ahora quién va a corregirlo?

I'm not going to volunteer any time soon! - 00ffada9, May 1, 2014

What's the job pay????? - Jraider, May 1, 2014

The million dollar question. :) - rac1, May 1, 2014

not me, that is for sure! - actorgirl, May 1, 2014

Answer 9

El libro bueno que muy pocas personas necesitan.

The good book that very few people need.

Yes, unless they are training to be weightlifters. - annierats, May 1, 2014

Or want. lol - rac1, May 1, 2014

Or if you need to start a fire!! - Jraider, May 1, 2014

Answer 10

It's not a book. It's a Slinky (™) for giant children.

No es un libro. Es un Slinky (marca) para niños gigantes.

Ha ha! Very creative! - 00ffada9, May 1, 2014

It was dropped here by one of them. - rac1, May 1, 2014

Answer 11

It is good for reaching things from the top shelf in the kitchen.

Es bueno para llegar a las cosas desde el estante superior en la cocina.

You need a ladder just to get on top of it. jeje - rac1, May 1, 2014

Or emergency toilet paper:-))!!! - Jraider, May 1, 2014

ha good one Jr - actorgirl, May 1, 2014

Answer 12

Rac1 está correcta.Pero las páginas están vacías.Todavía es un misterio.

-Rac1 is right.But the pages are empty.It's still a mystery.

Did you go through every single page? jejejeje - rac1, May 1, 2014

It has two words, writen over and over again...."Good luck!!!" :-)!!! - Jraider, May 1, 2014

good one y'all! :) - actorgirl, May 1, 2014

Answer 13

Puede ser que quieran recoger todo el conocimiento del mundo, pero temo que nadie va a utilizarlo.

It can be that they wanted to gather all the knowledge of the world, but I am afraid that nobody is going to use it.

It will just collect dust. jeje - rac1, May 1, 2014

Why, when you can just google it????? - Jraider, May 1, 2014

Answer 14

St. Peter at the pearly gates looking for a good deed in my book of life.

Santo Peter en la entrada del cielo buscando un acto bueno en el libro de mi vida.

Yikes! lol - rac1, May 3, 2014

Answer 15

El hombre está pensando en voz alta, mientras leyendo: << íAhora, sólo tengo que enterarme del número de serie de microprocesador que está situada dentro del sistema de control para el ordenador para que puedo (a?) hacer un pedido de otro...de verdad, no puede ser muy difícil hacerlo! ¡Espera un momento....es escrito aquí que fabrican más de 2 mil procesadores! ¡Después de todo, quizás, no fuera tan buena idea aceptar este trabajo! >> (o puesto) (o de aceptarme este trabajo ?)

The man is thinking aloud, while reading: "Now, all I have to do is to find out is the serial number of the micro processor number located inside the computer control system so I can order another one....it really shouldn’t (can’t) be too (very) difficult to do! Wait a minute....it says here that more than 2, 000 types of microprocessors are made! Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to take (accept) this job, after all!"

Is there an index somewhere? - rac1, May 1, 2014

Rac, the problem is that he has to 1.find out which microprocessor he needs in the index then 2. locate the page then 3 confirm the technical details and lastly 4 order the processor on a completely different page without losing the page which confirms - FELIZ77, May 1, 2014

the technical details or he would have to start again Rofl hahaha The staff turnover in this company is not surprsingly very high! - FELIZ77, May 1, 2014

Rac , thanks for the vote! :) - FELIZ77, May 1, 2014

I believe that's why they invented post-it notes :) - Ghosthawk, May 1, 2014