Picture of the day: You're doing it wrong.

Question

Hello everyone,

The Picture of the Day. Game for practicing and having fun.

- Guidelines -

Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the responses you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language accuracy. ;^)

Pon tu comentario/ título/ pie de foto a esta imagen (ambos en español y inglés) y vota por las respuestas que te gusten. La mejor respuesta será seleccionada mañana, tanto por la cantidad de votos como por la corrección en el uso del idioma.

Remember to correct your posts as suggested. Posts that are not corrected cannot be "accepted".

Recuerda corregir tus respuestas según las sugerencias. Las respuestas que no estén corregidas no podrán ser "aceptadas".

Please give everyone a chance and only post one caption and no photos.

Por favor, deja que todos tengan una oportunidad y pon solo una respuesta, sin fotos.

I will advise on the Spanish part, and I'm still looking for volunteers on the English part.

Yo aconsejaré sobre la parte en español, y busco a algún voluntario para la parte inglesa.

This is the previous: Picture of the day: Loveman.
(Please correct my English)

Thanks mate , a great post . - ray76, Oct 21, 2013

Thanks to you Ray. - RelaxingCup, Oct 21, 2013

Answer 1

Where will she put the sausages?

¿Donde pondrá las salchichas?

jajajaja - rac1, Oct 21, 2013

XD - RelaxingCup, Oct 21, 2013

Bam! - Ranman, Oct 21, 2013

Perfect. - rogspax, Oct 21, 2013

I know where : ) - Raja-jani, Oct 21, 2013

Oh, that is sly! - AnnRon, Oct 22, 2013

They look offputting.. - annierats, Oct 22, 2013

Congratulations Elwombato - pmikan-pam, Oct 24, 2013

Answer 2

You caught me with egg on my face. Me atrapaste con el huevo en mi cara.

Ah, that is better than mine, I was trying to think of something like that.. - annierats, Oct 21, 2013

Thanks mi amiga, I like yours, or trying to cover up my red face :-) - pmikan-pam, Oct 21, 2013

:D - RelaxingCup, Oct 21, 2013

Gracias RC - pmikan-pam, Oct 21, 2013

Answer 3

The new definition of sunny side up.

La nueva definición de huevos estrellados.

"La nueva definición de huevos/s frito/s" :) - RelaxingCup, Oct 21, 2013

Best so far, I reckon. - annierats, Oct 21, 2013

I reckon too Jeje - pmikan-pam, Oct 21, 2013

Thanks RC. I was focused on the huevos not on definition for the matching. This is the kind of error I make everyday. - gringojrf, Oct 21, 2013

Answer 4

Today's special is eggs over Bernadette's face with Hollandaise Sauce.

El especial de hoy es: huevos con salsa holandesa sobre la cara de Bernadette.

"El especial de hoy es: huevos con salsa holandesa sobre la cara de Bernadette." :D - RelaxingCup, Oct 21, 2013

Thank you, RelaxingCup - 0083f5dc, Oct 21, 2013

That is too funny Jen. - pmikan-pam, Oct 24, 2013

Answer 5

A mal tiempo, buena cara o ver la vida a través de huevos fritos ..

But a good face on it, or see life through egg-coloured glasses....

I've got my good face on, amiga - pmikan-pam, Oct 21, 2013

:D - RelaxingCup, Oct 21, 2013

Thanks! - annierats, Oct 22, 2013

Answer 6

The eggs have it.

Los huevos lo tienen.

An eggsample of a bad yolk ! - ray76, Oct 21, 2013

I need a little help with this translation. What does the eggs have? She (her face)? - RelaxingCup, Oct 21, 2013

RelaxingCup , it is an expression used in English a lot "The eyes have it" it comes from Parliament when all the members are put to the vote if the vote is in the affirmative , the speaker will say " The ayes have it". - ray76, Oct 21, 2013

It has now morphed into other meanings . Aye meaning yes in Old English - ray76, Oct 21, 2013

If that is not clear enough, "it" in this case is completely undefined-significa algo que la escritora no quiere especificar, y es posible que no pueda . Quizás podría sugerir "Los huevos lo tienen". ???? - bosquederoble, Oct 21, 2013

Not a bad yolk, it is a good joke, mi amiga! - pmikan-pam, Oct 21, 2013

Ok. Now I understand. Thank you, and it's funny! I agree: it should be "Los huevos lo tienen". Thanks rac1 - RelaxingCup, Oct 21, 2013

Or ganan. - gringojrf, Oct 22, 2013

Muchas gracias amigos! - rac1, Oct 22, 2013

Thanks, RC! - rac1, Oct 22, 2013

I agree with gringojrf on seeing his comment; I was misinterpreting it, his suggestion is better. - bosquederoble, Oct 22, 2013

Answer 7

Dont check my ovaries for eggs.!

¡No revisar mis ovarios para huevos.!

I hadn't thought of it, but now you mention it.. - annierats, Oct 21, 2013

Maybe: "¡No busques huevos en mis ovarios!". In Spanish "huevo" is not used for 'ovule' so, just for your information, strictly speaking it should be: "¡No busques óvulos en mis ovarios!" but this wouldn't fit well the picture. :) - RelaxingCup, Oct 21, 2013

Thanks Dear. - osas-baby, Oct 22, 2013

Answer 8

What do you mean they are under cooked?

¿Qué quiere decir que están mal cocida?

"¿Qué quieres decir.." or "¿A qué te refieres.." + "... con que están poco hechos?" or "... con que están mal cocidos?"

:-) they look raw to me Ian - pmikan-pam, Oct 21, 2013

"¿Qué quieres decir.." or "¿A qué te refieres.." + "... con que están poco hechos?" or "... con que están mal cocidos?" :) - RelaxingCup, Oct 21, 2013

GRacis amigo - ian-hill, Oct 21, 2013

Answer 9

On the face of it, it looks as though her boss has curious demands.

Aparentemente, parace que su jefe tiene curiosas demandas.

Thisis jumping to conclusions.. - annierats, Oct 21, 2013

Si Ranman, let us not jump to any - pmikan-pam, Oct 21, 2013

"Aparentemente, parece que su jefe tiene curiosas demandas." :) - RelaxingCup, Oct 21, 2013

Thanks RC: ) - Ranman, Oct 21, 2013

Answer 10

Quiero desayunar contigo , no de ti.

I want breakfast with you , not of you.

"Quiero desayunar contigo, no de ti". :D - RelaxingCup, Oct 21, 2013

Thanks mate. - ray76, Oct 21, 2013

Be careful what you wish for amigo - pmikan-pam, Oct 21, 2013

Answer 11

The lowest-priced Halloween costume that you can eat after use. Environmentally friendly!

El traje de Halloween de menor precio que se puede comer después de su uso. ¡Respetuoso con el medio ambiente!

Being frugal - pmikan-pam, Oct 21, 2013

"El traje de Halloween de menor precio que se puede comer después de su uso. ¡Respetuoso con el medio ambiente!" :) - RelaxingCup, Oct 21, 2013

Thanks, RC. You're precious! - Raja-jani, Oct 21, 2013

Answer 12

Ella debe tener los ojos bonitos y calientes!

She must have pretty hot eyes!

Jeje funny - pmikan-pam, Oct 21, 2013

:) - RelaxingCup, Oct 21, 2013

Answer 13

He oído hablar de usar huevos para mejorar la piel, pero sospecho que ella no leyó bien las instrucciones para hacer una mascarilla facial de huevo- yo siempre creía he creído que uno tenía que usar huevos crudos.

I have heard about using eggs in order to improve the skin, but I suspect that she did not read the instructions for making an egg face mask well- I always thought one was supposed to use raw eggs.

Perfect. Just one thing: "siempre he creído que uno tenía que/debía usar huevos crudos" :) - RelaxingCup, Oct 21, 2013

Gracias por las sugerencias. :) - bosquederoble, Oct 21, 2013

Good one - pmikan-pam, Oct 21, 2013

Answer 14

Is her name Easy?

¿Es su nombre Fácil?

:) - RelaxingCup, Oct 22, 2013

Over easy - pmikan-pam, Oct 24, 2013

Answer 15

I would have ordered scrambled eggs.

Habría pedido huevos revueltos.

:) - RelaxingCup, Oct 22, 2013