Picture of the Day: Calculating Personality
Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the ones you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language correctness.
RULES | |
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Captions should be a minimum of four words and a maximum of four sentences in length. |
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The sentences MUST be your own work: you cannot copy from the translator, books, or any other source. |
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Idioms and lyrics that do not translate should be avoided. |
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You can only answer once. |
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Answers must caption the picture in both English and Spanish. |
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You must correct your answer with any corrections that are given. |
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Sentences must be comprehensible after three or four reads. |
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Do not post pictures or unnecessary subject pronouns in Spanish. |
Answers that do not follow the rules will not be corrected or accepted.
My example:
According to my calculations, the ratio of women to men is in my favor. 
Según mis cálculos, la razón entre las mujeres y los hombres me favorece.
20 Answers
Soy demasiado sexy para mi camiseta.... I'm too sexy for my shirt...
¿Quién dice que los nerds no se divierten? ¿Listas para nadar, señoritas?
My original:¿Quien dice nerds no tienen diversión? ¿Lista para nadar damas?
Who says nerds don't have fun? Ready to go for a swim ladies?
The mathematical function to describe women is formed from an infinite series of irrational terms, and it predicts that my probability to find a girlfriend here is sixty percent.
La función matemática para describir a las mujeres está formada por una serie infinita de términos irracionales, y predice que mi probabilidad de encontrar una novia aquí es sesenta por ciento.
¿Cuánto dinero necesitaré para ir al cine y un restaurante con cada mujer aquí?
How much money will I need to go to a movie and a restaurante with each woman here?
Gaaaaaaaary, look at that island, let's go dive !
Gary, wow, mira esa isla, fijo que ahí hay peces, whoooooooo, ¡vámonos a bucear!!!
I can use maths, even to calculate who is "the perfect girl" for me. It' looks like she is not here yet. Puedo usar las matemáticas, incluso para calcular quién es "la chica perfecta" para mí. Parece que ella aún no está aquí.
Look, you're lovely girls and all, but I'd really just like to do my math homework, thanks.
Miren, son chicas muy bonitas y todo eso, pero en verdad sólo me gustaría hacer mi tarea de matemáticas, gracias.
There is a beautiful blonde girl behind me,I would like to get her number. Hay una hermosa muchacha rubia detrás de mí,me gustaría conseguir su número.
When he pays us, this guy will never see us again.
Cuando él nos paga, este tío nunca más nos verá.
He hopes to be able to win a date with his intelligence. The girl wearing the green bathing suit seems to be interested.
Espera poder ganar una cita con su inteligencia. La muchacha que lleva el traje de baño verde parece estar interesada.
Even with a calculator I get the same result: a man can't live without a woman.
Incluso la con una calculadora me da el mismo resultado lo mismo: un hombre no puede vivir sin una mujer.
¡ Tengo que ser muy prudente. ! ¡Tantas chicas bonitas! Alguna de ellas podria hacer escándalo si opto por una otra.
I have to be very prudent ! So many beautiful girls ! One of them might make a scandal if I choose another.
Si tenía un níquel para cada vez que encontraba en esta situación....¡sería rico!
If I had a nickel for everytime I was in this situation...I would be rich!
Odio cuando salen mis padres y me dejan cuidar de mis hermanas mayores... 
I hate when my parents go out and leave me to take care of my older sisters...
¡Cese mirar fijamente a mi madre y hermosas!
Stop staring at my mother and sisters!
