Picture of the Day: Grumpy
Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the ones you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language correctness.
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Rules:
? Captions should be a minimum of four words and a maximum of four sentences in length.
? The sentences M U S T be your own work: you cannot copy from the translator, books or any other source.
? Idioms and lyrics which do not translate should be avoided.
? You can only answer once.
? Answers must caption the picture in both English and Spanish.
? You must correct your answer with any corrections that are given.
? Sentences must be comprehensible after three or four reads.
? Do not post pictures or unnecessary subject pronouns in Spanish.
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Answers which do not follow the rules will not be corrected or accepted.
Thank you, Marianne, for this photo 
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My example:
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No tenías por qué decirles que hice esto mientras me probaba tus zapatos, mamá.
There was no need to tell them I did this while I was trying on your shoes, mummy.
28 Answers
Mi madre me dijo que si continuaba perder los calcetines similar perdiendo los pares de calcentines, ¡lo haría que los calcetines no pueden eliminarse no podía quitármelos!
My mother told me that if I continued to lose my matching socks, she would make it so that they could not come off!
Dad, I told you that I’m too young for ice hockey. Now what will we tell Mommy?
Te dije papá, que soy demasiado joven para el hockey sobre hielo. Y ahora ¿Qué le diremos a mami?
He said if I jumped off the roof with an umbrella I would fly, but he was lying.
Dijo si salté desde el tejado con un paraguas volaría, paro mentió.
¡No estoy renfunfuñion, tengo crudo!
I am not grumpy, I have a hangover.
And it wasn't even worth it! Those shoes were obviously fake Marc Jacobs.
Y, no vale ni siquiera valía la pena. Los zapatos fueron eran obviamente impostors falsos.
I'm only sorry I didn't kick him harder!
¡Solo lamento que no le di una patada más fuerte!
Por supuesto estoy disgustado. Tengo que permanecer en esta escayola por casi todo el verano. Adémas de no poder jugar, la piel va a heder y soy torpe con las muletas. Of course I am uspet I have to remain in this cast for most of the summer. In addition to not being to play, my skin is going to sink and I am clumsy with crutches.
¿Como voy a cambiar mis pantalones ahora? Te lo dije mamá, te dije que los médicos tenían que cortarlos.
How am I going to change my trousers now? I told you mom, I told you that the doctors had to cut them.
Go ahead, laugh, i'll stick this thing right in your rear!
Vaya, ríate, ¡te meteré este cosita allí por tu trasero!
¡No, mamá, no quiero un par que empareja!
No, Mom, I do not want a matching pair!
Note: matching pair
I can't play soccer now!
Ahora no puedo jugar futbol. 
Este no es el calcetín que quería. 
This isn't the sock I wanted.
Hey at least the cast matches my sock Hey, al menos el elenco coincide con mi calcetín
