Pensamientos - Thoughts (48):Sorry, repeated!! ---closed---
The sentences I am going to post are by my one and only José Luis Alvite
, as sarcastic and ironic as usual
Instead of posting this as a killer thread, I thought I might post one sentence every other day or so.
I would like you to post the translation and your opinion about the sentence. I will correct the translation, and if you post an opinion in Spanish correct major grammar mistakes. You can post in English, but let's get a lot of opinions on these controversial sentences. ![]()
Please read this message from Alvite himself to all students.
And remember:
Alvite is sarcastic, always pessimistic, nothing is what it looks like![]()

Here goes number 48.
In Spain the safety belt is mandatory when driving
Don't miss this thread!I am posting the chosen answers on Facebook, on Alvite's wall!
Nunca entendí las razones por las que nos imponen la atadura del cinturón de seguridad y no se limitan a que tengamos la *opción* de usarlo. Con el mismo criterio con el que nos obligan al cinturón, podrían imponernos el día de mañana el deber de viajar desnudos para facilitar la autopsia.
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I have never understood why wearing a seatbelt was imposed on us rather than being an option to use it. With the same criterion that we are forced to wear the belt, tomorrow, it could be our duty to drive naked to facilitate the autopsy.
Entiendo por qué Alvite está de mal humor acerca de usar el cinturón de seguridad. Sin embargo, mi vida se salvó porque llevaba el cinturón de seguridad la noche en la que estuve en un accidente con un hombre borracho. Entonces, estoy de acuerdo con esta ley.
I understand why Alvite is cranky about wearing a seat belt. However, my life was saved because I wore a seat belt the night I was in an accident with a drunk man. So, I am in agreement with this law.
Nunca entendí las razones por las que nos imponen la atadura del cinturón de seguridad y no se limitan a que tengamos la opción de usarlo. Con el mismo criterio con el que nos obligan al cinturón, podrían imponernos el día de mañana el deber de viajar desnudos para facilitar la autopsia
I have never understood the reason why they make it a law to wear seat belts and don't just give us the option of using them. By this same criteria (token) tomorrow they could impose a law that says that we have to drive naked to facilitate the autopsy.
Hmmmmm. Un poco rebelde..¿No? Pues, está bien. Todo el mundo se siente fatigado de vez en cuando con todas las reglas aunque sean para protegernos. Pues...posiblemente no todos...hay algunas que sí son ridículas. je je je je
jejejej, I actually made a compilation of my threads today![]()
And I did not realize this one had been asked already! jeje, very funny, sorry for the repetition.
Nice answers, Delores and Nicole, I was wondering why nobody was doing this one![]()