translate this paragraph into Spanish

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Translate this paragraph into Spanish, then summarize it in one sentence.
Traduce este párrafo al español, luego resúmelo en una sola oración.
I don't know how to translate this paragraph into Spanish; it has a lot of culturally-specific slang.
No sé cómo traducir este párrafo al español; contiene mucha jerga culturalmente específica.
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