si yo fuera

if I were

Bueno, podría si yo fuera tu amigo y vecino.	Well, you could if I was your friend and neighbour.
Habrías actuado de otra manera, si yo fuera un hombre.	You would have acted differently, if I were a man.
Ahora me están siguiendo como si yo fuera el problema.	Now they're following me around as if I'm the problem.
Eso es lo que harías si yo fuera un chico.	That's what you'd do if I were a boy.
Bien... ¿Y si yo fuera la más joven de las dos?	Well, what if I was the younger of the two?
Como si yo fuera la persona más importante del mundo.	Like I was the most important person in the world.
Tal vez todo habría sido diferente si yo fuera su hijo.	Perhaps everything would have been different if I were his child.
Es casi como si yo fuera la manifestación de tu subconsciente.	It's almost like I'm the manifestation of your subconscious.
No me hables como si yo fuera una causa perdida.	Don't talk to me as if I were a lost cause.
No me metería con los clones si yo fuera tú.	I wouldn't mess with the clones if I were you.
Ya sabes, si yo fuera tú Me gustaría pedir bistec.	You know, if I were you I'd ask for steak.
Todo estaría muy bien si yo fuera un lunático.	It would all be very well if I were a lunatic.
No es como si yo fuera una amenaza para él,	It's not like i'm a threat to him,
Sí, no me hables como si yo fuera un niño, Gloria.	Yeah, don't talk to me like I'm a child, Gloria.
¿Qué haría por mí si yo fuera su paciente?	What would you do for me if I was your patient?
El médico dice que si yo fuera un edificio, me clausuraría.	The doctor says if I was a building, he'd condemn me.
¡Rompe mis carnes como si yo fuera una piedra común!	He breaks my flesh as if I were an ordinary stone!
Me hablas como si yo fuera un autobús.	You talk to me as if I were a bus.
Todavía estás actuando como si yo fuera el jefe, Cam.	You're still acting like I'm the boss, Cam.
¿No tendría más sentido si yo fuera el panqueque?	Wouldn't it make more sense if I were the pancake?