inventar

Eres la? nica persona en mi vida que no he inventado.	You're the only person in my life that I didn't make up.
¡Pero suena como que me la he inventado!	But it sounds like I made it up!
Yo no he inventado nada, se lo juro.	I haven't invented nothing, I swear.
No he inventado ninguna maquina del tiempo.	I haven't invented any time machine.
Pero no, tía, que no me he inventado nada.	No, Aunt, I haven't invented anything.
Yo no he inventado las guerras.	I have not invented the wars.
¿Quién dice que me lo he inventado?	Who says I made him up?
Yo solo... me lo he inventado yo mismo.	I just... made that one up myself.
No he inventado nada aquí.	I haven't invented anything here.
No he inventado las reglas yo.	I didn't make up the rules.
No, permítanme, por lo menos, demostrar que no lo he inventado.	No, allow me, at least, to demonstrate that I did not make it up.
No he inventado yo las normas.	I didn't come up with the policy.
Sí, me lo he inventado yo.	Yeah, coined it myself.
No he inventado la realidad.	I didn't invent reality.
-Pero si solo me lo he inventado para decírselo a ella.	I just made it up for Greta.
No he inventado nada en absoluto; es una biotecnología que ha existido durante 450 millones de años.	I haven't invented anything at all; it's a biotechnology that has existed for 450 million years.
Ahora he inventado una máquina que me permite hacer eso.	And now I've made a machine that lets me do that.
Son parte del nuevo programa de ejercicio que he inventado.	They're part of the new exercise program I invented.
Son parte del nuevo programa de ejercicio que he inventado.	They're part of the new exercise program I invented.
RUSSELL BRAND: Bueno, no lo he inventado todavía, Jeremy.	RUSSELL BRAND: Well, I've not invented it yet, Jeremy.