eso no funciona

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Si eso no funciona, use el mecanismo de configuración incorporado.	If that does not work, use the built-in configuration mechanism.
Si eso no funciona, apagar y reiniciar todo el servidor.	If that doesn't work, shutdown and restart the whole server.
Y si eso no funciona, voy a envenenar su té.	And if that doesn't work, I'm going to poison his tea.
Y cuando eso no funciona siempre hay más palabras.	And when that doesn't work, there are always more words.
Pero ésta es la única vez que eso no funciona.	But this is the one time that doesn't work.
Si eso no funciona, voy a robar un banco.	If that doesn't work, I'm going to rob a bank.
Pero por alguna razón eso no funciona con Joost.	But for some reason this isn't working out with Joost.
Y si eso no funciona, siempre puedes hacer mi truquito.	And if that doesn't work, you can always do my little trick.
Así que si eso no funciona para usted, entiendo totalmente.	So if that doesn't work for you, I totally understand.
Está bien, si eso no funciona, estamos a tener que intubar.	Okay, if that doesn't work, we're gonna have to intubate.
Si eso no funciona, borre los datos de la aplicación.	If that doesn't work, clear data for the app.
Y si eso no funciona, tendremos que ponerlos en aislamiento.	And if that doesn't work, we'll have to put them in solitary.
Y, si eso no funciona, Dollah posee una agencia matrimonial.	And, if that doesn't work, Dollah runs a marriage bureau.
Si eso no funciona, que va a costar de $ 1/4 millones.	If that doesn't work, it's gonna cost you $1/4 million.
Y si eso no funciona, tengo dinero para la fianza.	And if that doesn't work, I got bail money.
Y si eso no funciona, falseo las estadísticas.	And if that don't work, cheat on the stats.
Pero si eso no funciona, ¿cuáles son tus límites?	So if that doesn't work, what are your limits?
Si eso no funciona, llame a su médico de cabecera.	If that does not work, call your family doctor.
Si eso no funciona, reinicia tu unidad Deco principal.	If that doesn't work, restart your primary Deco unit.
Si eso no funciona, ¿Conoces la tecla de imprimir pantalla?	If that doesn't work, you know the print screen key?