Please help me translate this message

Question

escribe aqui algo en español para q vallas aprendiendo......... de donde eres

jajaja you cant do it . but i dont stand you no hablo ingles

sorry i cant chowyou because I dont no spick ingles cant only español no se ingles y si tedoy mi telefono no podremos platicar

yo no hablo ingles solo español yo vivo en mexico... tu puedes hablar español?

see you bye me tengo que ir besos mmuuaa

Answer 1

Thank you, you made me realize that ja,ja,ja is traslated into ha,ha,ha

Mz Badger said:

I've had a quick go at it, but I'm a beginner so lets hope one of the more experienced ones chime in and correct me.....Write something in spanish to understand [q(que) vallas] ........ where are you fromhahaha you cant do it . but i don't understand you, I don't speak english.sorry i cant tell (show) you because I don't speak english, only spanish, I don't know english, and yes [tedoy] my phone, we can't chat.Me, I don't speak english only spanish, I live in México, you do you speak spanish'see you bye, I have to go, kisses mmmwahh

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Answer 2

I've had a quick go at it, but I'm a beginner so lets hope one of the more experienced ones chime in and correct me.....

Write something in spanish to understand [q(que) vallas] ........ where are you from

hahaha you cant do it . but i don't understand you, I don't speak english.

sorry i cant tell (show) you because I don't speak english, only spanish, I don't know english, and yes [tedoy] my phone, we can't chat.

Me, I don't speak english only spanish, I live in México, you do you speak spanish?

see you bye, I have to go, kisses mmmwahh

Answer 3

This is confusing, you are mixing two languages.

but i dont stand you no hablo ingles
I think that on this sentence you want to say, I dont understand you because I don't speak English.

sorry i cant chow you because
this sentence should be writen like this, Am sorry, I can't show you because, I don't speak Englsh.
Note this please, the letter show is pronounced not with the letter c (chow) but with the sound sh sh ......show.
jajaja you cant do it

ja,ja,ja no lo puedes hacer

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y si tedoy mi telefono no podremos platicar
if, I give you my phone we wont be able to converse.

escribe aqui algo en español para q vallas aprendiendo ...
write something here in Spanish so that you can learn

de donde eres...
where are you from,