Rhymes, couplets, brief verses. English and Spanish

Question

Call them bite-sized poems. Call it Internet poetry. I plan to post some mini-verses here. Feel free to post some of your own.

There is one rule here that does not apply anywhere else. Make it anything from a pithy commentary to a light-hearted rhyme, but it must be a couplet. 2 lines minimum, 4 lines maximum.

Feel free to post it in english or spanish.

Algunos los llaman "pequeños versos", otros "poesía de internet", planeo poner algunos mini-versos aca, animate a poner algunos de tu propia inspiración. 2 lineas como mínimo y 4 como máximo.

Siéntete libre de escribirla en inglés o español.

Answer 1

Wil_Ibanez said:

In the sea, she dives,in the sky, she flies,at home, she dines,and for Wil, she cries.

He knows very well I do not cry at all...
and for Wil...least of all!

Answer 2

Answer 3

Every time it is getting funnier,
Heidi knows, I'm a mocker.

Answer 4

In the sea, she dives,
in the sky, she flies,
at home, she dines,
and for Wil, she cries.

Answer 5

What lovely Heidita said is true,
not drinking and not smoking makes me differ from you.
You can go to the gym and try all you like.
If I were you I would just go on strike!

Answer 6

The cutest guy ever?
Get lost! never! NEVER!

Answer 7

Would it be correct to say, "...por mi carro de inglaterra'"

Answer 8

I promise you, I'll be the cuttest guy ever,
and my arms will be like Schwarzenegger's.

Answer 9

Wil_Ibanez said:

For you, I'll quit smoking, I will drink only gin,I'll get a new hair cut and I'll go to the gym.

Come off it, don't even try!
You will nver look like him, my , my....

Answer 10

For you, I'll quit smoking, I will drink only gin,
I'll get a new hair cut and I'll go to the gym.

Answer 11

Wil_Ibanez said:

Nothing's wrong with a bar,I was having a beer and a cigar.

There you are, that's why I prefer Luke!
he doesn't drink nor smoke!

Answer 12

Nothing's wrong with a bar,
I was having a beer and a cigar.

Answer 13

Wil_Ibanez said:

I know, you always let me down,you say I'm the clown of the town.

A clown you certainly are..
Don't forget, I met you in a bar!

Answer 14

I know, you always let me down,
you say I'm the clown of the town.

Answer 15

Wil_Ibanez said:

Your love belongs to me, don't insist,when I have your attention, I can exist.

You know my heart is given, still....
you make me laugh, Mister Wil. (wink, wink)