Rhymes, couplets, brief verses. English and Spanish

Question

Call them bite-sized poems. Call it Internet poetry. I plan to post some mini-verses here. Feel free to post some of your own.

There is one rule here that does not apply anywhere else. Make it anything from a pithy commentary to a light-hearted rhyme, but it must be a couplet. 2 lines minimum, 4 lines maximum.

Feel free to post it in english or spanish.

Algunos los llaman "pequeños versos", otros "poesía de internet", planeo poner algunos mini-versos aca, animate a poner algunos de tu propia inspiración. 2 lineas como mínimo y 4 como máximo.

Siéntete libre de escribirla en inglés o español.

Answer 1

Daniel said:

Ven, ven, hagarrame el pito y juega con él

Daniel, estás descuidando tu español. Nadie va a poder hagarrarte nada si no lo escribes bien.

Answer 2

Now I'm just arriving,
I was missing all this rhyming.

Answer 3

A famous singer paid an outrageous amount for his divorce,
there you are, sometimes a man can behave like a horse.

Answer 4

The olympics are about to finish, hold your tears,
see you soon in London, but "soon" means 4 years.

Answer 5

The hours are passing by, the rain keeps falling,
moderatly, water is life; in excess it is simply annoying.

Answer 6

I agree with what Lazarus has said, but we also have to remember that being poor is different from not having any money. "I'm broke" can be "Me quedo sin plata," which both mean that I don't have any money right now. But "I'm poor" and "Soy pobre" definitely do refer to a longer-term state than being broke. And we also have to remember that in the past, it was even harder to change from being pobre to being part of the landed gentry. Upward mobility was not a prevalent concept a few hundred years ago. We can't apply our modern concepts to language usage that has been around for centuries.

Answer 7

I would just say
¿Dónde está el baño? o
Voy al baño.
I don't think I need to be too specific.

Answer 8

In a cold day like this, a german beer would make it hotter,
it's not gonna happen, I'll have to go home and have a glass of water.

Answer 9

Me encanta!!! Muchas gracías!!

Answer 10

Yesterday, I had to walk under a very heavy rain,
my whole body was frozen and my soul was in pain.

Answer 11

So sad, no coffee today,
if I want some, I'll have to pay.

Answer 12

Life is sour as a lime,
because of that, I'll post a new rhyme!

Answer 13

hey britt it is michelle g

Answer 14

Guaito, thanks for joining!

The bad part of writing a rhyme,
we may rhyme a lot, but we won't get a dime!

Answer 15

soy de mexico pero vivo en texas y tu'