Knock Knock Jokes?
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What are some Spanish knock-knock jokes?
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updated Apr 3, 2017
edited by rac1
posted by Stonebuns
Welcome to SpanishDict. - rac1, Aug 18, 2015
7 Answers
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Here's a bilingual "knock, knock"
A:Toc,toc
¿Quién es?
A:Juan
B:Juan who?
A:'Juan' (when) are you going to answer the door?
(Arrrrghhh! 
)
updated Apr 3, 2017
posted by Daniela2041
Oh wow. xD - Stonebuns, Aug 18, 2015
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--Knock, knock!
--Who is there?
--Guess!
--Guess Who?
--Right!
--¡Toc, toc!
--¿Quién es?
--¡Adivina!
--¿Adivina quién?
--El mismo!
(Arrrrghhhh 
)
updated Apr 3, 2017
edited by LuisCache
posted by LuisCache
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No idea... let's make some up...
Golpe golpe...
¿ Quien está ?
Nadia...
¿ Nadia quien ?
Nadie está...
updated Aug 18, 2015
posted by Faldaesque
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Thanks a lot!
updated Aug 19, 2015
posted by Stonebuns
You really should let it run awhile. You may get more answers. - rac1, Aug 18, 2015
He has already selected the best answer and some of us haven't started as yet. - Daniela2041, Aug 18, 2015
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Toc toc...
¿ Quién es?
Juan...
¿ Juan quién ?
¡ Juan, two, three... !
updated Apr 3, 2017
posted by Faldaesque
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Toc toc.
- ¿Quién es?
Esteban.
- ¿Esteban quién?
¿Este banco no está abierto?
updated Aug 12, 2016
posted by jtaniel
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Thanks for making this question one of the top questions! I will tell all of these to my bros!
updated Aug 19, 2015
posted by Stonebuns
