What did we say?, a short translation excercise.
I actually had to go to work today for a short time, when I arrived home this is what occurred:
Me acerqué al tazón de totopos que estaban en la cocina y probé la salsa que estaba enseguida.
Después de un momento dije:
¡Caramba! esta salsa está discretamente picante!
Mi esposa exclamó, ¡ Cuidado, está descaradamente picosa!
So then , what did we say here?
Native speakers will know immediately, please wait a bit for us learners to answer.
I will vote all answers, and best answer for the best response, have a laugh and enjoy !
As always please advise of errors or typos.
8 Answers
As long as we are using "free style" translations let me try.
You said, "Honey, you made that gringo sauce again."
She said" You better get out the fire extinguisher, gringo!
There is this subtle difference between picante and picosa that is difficult to put in words. Picosa really is like being stung by a bee or wasp.
Its a double entendre (sp?)? So I ask you Paco, what was your wife wearing at the time.
You were referring to the sauce and she was referring to herself.
So from your point of view:
- ¡Caramba! esta salsa está discretamente picante!
- Wow! This sauce is a little spicy.
- ¡ Cuidado, está descaradamente picosa!
- Careful! It is shamelessly hot.
And from her point of view:
- Wow! you're a little naughty.
- Careful! I'm shamelessly hot.
Just a guess.
You said, "Wow, This sauce is hardly spicey at all".
She said, "Pay attention, that sauce is a fire-alarm special".
No hay ninguna pertinencia con este hilo excepto en lo que ya dije sobre 'lo que la mujer dice tiene siempre razón'... et voila...

¡Caramba! esta salsa está discretamente picante!
Wow! This sauce is nicely spicy. ![]()
Mi esposa exclamó, ¡ Cuidado, está descaradamente picosa!
Take care, it is d a m n (****) spicy! ![]()
My attempt
I was interested in a bowl of crisp tortilla chips that were in the kitchen and I immediately tested the salsa.
After a moment I discreetly said:
Wow! This salsa is spicy!
My wife exclaimed, "careful, it's notoriously spicy"!

Estoy perdido...
However, often those who have slaved over a dish expect more of it than they feel it delivers & treat compliments with suspicion... !!
Is this a 'does my bum look big in this ?' kind of question ?
The default 'safe' answer is...
Lo que tu mujer dice, ella tiene razón... siempre ![]()
Pero prefiero este pequeño hombre... Es más agradable, creo...
Todos los abetos navideños cerca de mi casa los tienen ahora...
