Please help. I don't understand my possible fathers Spanish from michoacan.

Question

Please help I'm trying to figure out if this man is my dad, he's from Mexico and I can't understand his Spanish because he's using slang. He's from michoacan. So please tell me what this says : Mira porlo qe medise tu y yo nos paresemos onde vives por qe yoni encoenta o mandame tunumero para avlar dises qe tuseñora esposa dise qe nos paresemos yo cro qe se estan confundiendo o avlame al cavo temande monumero

Answer 1

¡Mira! por lo que me dices tú y yo nos parecemos. ?Donde vives? porque yo ni en cuenta o mandame tu numero para hablar. Dices que tu señora esposa dice que nos parecemos. Yo creo que se está confundiendo o c Te mande mi numero.

Look! For what you are telling me we look alike. Where do you live? Because i wouldn't even consider it, or send me your number so that we can talk. You say that your Wife says we look alike. I think that she is confused call me anyways. I sent you my number.

(Wow that was confusing! Something like that! Geez!)

Answer 2

Look by what you say, you and I look alike. Where do you live? because I don't find or send me your number to talk. You say that lady wife says that we look alike and I think they are getting confused or call me anyways. I send you my number.

Answer 3

Mira por lo que me dise, tu y yo nos paresemos. donde vives por que yo ni ¿encoenta? encuentro? o mandame tu numero para hablar dices que tu señora esposa dice que nos parecemos yo creo que se estan confundiendo o hablame al cabo te mande mi numero

Answer 4

Wow he's mean. But thank you so much for helping me I really appreciate it. Maybe I'm better off without him.