Game: Funniest quotes?

Question

Answer in Spanish and English. Pictures if possible.

Answer 1

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

No sufro de locura; disfruto de cada minuto de ello.

Bad Llama... - 00ffada9, Mar 19, 2014

Be nice to my picture! :) - actorgirl, Mar 19, 2014

Sorry, that is more of a one-liner than a quote. I hope you don't mind Ariana!! - actorgirl, Mar 19, 2014

Answer 2

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you’re hungry again.

El problema con el consumo de la comida italiana es que cinco o seis días más tarde, tiene hambre de nuevo.

:) - actorgirl, Mar 19, 2014

Answer 3

Nadie había sido asesinado por el trabajo duro, pero ¿por qué correr el riesgo? .

Nobody had been killed by the hard work, but why should I take the risk? .

I like that one! ;) - actorgirl, Mar 19, 2014

Answer 4

Jerry Seinfeld: It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Es asombroso que la cantidad de noticias que pasan en el mundo cada día siempre exactamente encaje el periódico.