Game: Traffic Ticket

Question

A game that might help if anyone is caught going over the speed limit.

Here are the rules:

1. Post something you might say to a traffic cop if you were caught speeding. It can be something humorous or practical, but please keep it civil. No insults or rudeness.

2. Translate your post into Spanish/English.

3. Pictures that reflect your post are great!

Here's some examples:

Practical -- My wife is having a baby, and I'm driving to the hospital.

Mi esposa va a tener un bebé, y voy a conducir hasta el hospital.

Humorous-- I was trying to break the sound barrier!

¡Estaba tratando de romper la barrera del sonido!

I like the second one! lol - Findy, Mar 3, 2014

Answer 1

All I have to say is ",You do not want to write me a ticket. I may go about my business". . Solo tengo que decir " No quieres me escribío una multa.Puedo continuar mi negocios.

Jajaja, good one! - rac1, Mar 3, 2014

Answer 2

I just wanted to contribute to your child's college fund. How much is the normal contribution?

Solo quise contribuir a su fondo educativo de su hijo. ¿Cuánto es la contribución normal?

Answer 3

Hello officer. I am so sorry sir. I had my mind on how nice you look in that uniform.

Hola oficial. Yo soy señor lo siento mucho. Tenía mi mente en lo bien que te ves con ese uniforme.

Flattery will get you everywhere. - heliotropeman, Mar 2, 2014

jejeje - rac1, Mar 3, 2014

Answer 4

Oh, those are speed limit signs? Where I come from, we only have speed equation signs. We go by them so fast we can never solve them, so everyone just goes as fast as they can without crashing. I'm sorry, I didn't know things worked differently here in the States.

¿Oh, esos son signos de límite de velocidad? Donde yo vengo, sólo tenemos señales de la ecuación de velocidad. Vamos por ellos tan rápido que no podemos resolver, así que todo el mundo va tan rápido como pueden sin que se caiga. Lo siento, que no sabía que las cosas diferentemente trabajadas aquí en los Estados.

Answer 5

I wasn't speeding, regardless of what the person in the trunk tells you.

No fui acelerando, sin tener en cuenta lo que te dice la persona en el tronco.

I've had to use this one a couple of times... - 00ffada9, Mar 3, 2014

Answer 6

I was trying to add some action to your day.

Estaba tratando de añadir un poco de acción a tu día.

That will do it. lol - rac1, Mar 3, 2014

Answer 7

Qué 80, sí manejé 80. Millas y kilómetros son mismos, verdad.

What 80, yes was driving 80. Miles and kilometres are the same, right.

Ha ha! Good one! - 00ffada9, Mar 3, 2014

Answer 8

I was sleep driving.

Estaba conduciendo en mis sueños.

Maybe you should have pleaded the fifth, instead. lol - rac1, Mar 3, 2014