Game: Totally Random
I'm unsure of how popular this game will be. This is a strange game. Here are the rules:
Post something random. It can be absolutely anything. You have complete freedom to say whatever you want, be it a comment about Spanish, plants, video games, vegetables etc... there are no limits!
There are two things you may not post. Anything forbidden by this site, and anything already posted.
Include a picture if you like. It just makes your post more enjoyable.
Make sure to post in Spanish/English
Example:
Cada vez que veo a los gemelos, es difícil conocer quién es quién.
Whenever I see twins, it is hard to figure out who is who.

8 Answers
I wish I had enough time and resources to save all of the stray dogs in the world.
Desearía que tuviera suficiente tiempo y recursos para salvar todos los perros callejeros en el mundo.

¿Ha visto alguna vez una mofeta que baila?
Have you ever seen a dancing skunk?

Wrong string - i'll fill in later
Soy un nopal bien hecho!
Im very Mexican!

Purple pineapple wearing a yellow bikini
Púrpura piña llevaba un bikini amarillo

Yesterday I ate dinner at my favorite restaurant.
Ayer cené en mi restaurante favorito.

Esto es lo que piensa Chewey cuando Hans dice, "Laugh it up, fuzzball!".
This is what Chewey thinks when Hans says, "Laugh it up, fuzzball!".

With so much negativity, this was a bit of inspiration to me. I hope it doesn't offend anyone. It's being posted to share the little that is positive.
Con tanta negatividad, esto fue un poco de inspiración para mí. Espero no ofender a nadie. Se trata de ser enviado a compartir lo poco que es positivo.