makes no sense

Question

Yabe ya queria que mi aijadafuera al kinderk Jajajja y eso no es nada quetal las salidas a l museo alos parkes alasc cosechas de Verano y de invierno jejejjeje y lo que falta jajajja hay comadre lo bueno que yo ya pa se e xtodo eso ;(

So, what is this a statement , a question , a proposal of interest or what ? please state your case young lady , this is a serious site where members are trying to learn English and spanish , write out your question in English please. - ray76, Feb 1, 2014

I agree with that amigo. :) - ian-hill, Feb 1, 2014

Seems like lazy Spanish/Spanglish/textese. There's really only one (or two) person(s) who can translate this to English without mortal injuries to the brain. - Helado_eclectico, Feb 1, 2014

I see 'ya quería que mi ahijada fuera al kindergarten'. After that, you lost me. - Helado_eclectico, Feb 1, 2014

Answer 1

I agree with Helado: "Seems like lazy Spanish/Spanglish/textese". I'd add, "very, very lazy".

¡Qué horror! Creo que es mucho más fácil escribir bien...

This is what I understand, I hope it helps:

Ya ve, yo quería que mi ahijada fuera al kinder (a la escuela). Y eso no es nada. ¿Qué tal las salidas a los museos, a los parques, a las cosechas de verano y de invierno? Y lo que falta... Ay, comadre, lo bueno es que yo ya pasé por todo eso.

How on earth do you do this? It boggles my mind how some people can find order in chaos of this sort. Vote well deserved. - Helado_eclectico, Feb 1, 2014

Jajaja, en mi trabajo tengo que corregir mucho, así que supongo que estoy acostumbrada a leer cosas raras y sin sentido, y a imaginarme lo que quieren decir. :) - Cordobesa, Feb 1, 2014

I agree with Helado. This makes minimal sense to me. - Ghosthawk, Feb 2, 2014

Respeto por ti.. - AMBE, Feb 18, 2014

Gracias, Ambe. :) - Cordobesa, Feb 18, 2014

Answer 2

than you very much.

Answer 3

so what is she saying

Try copying it and pasting it into the translate function above. That might help you get started. - ian-hill, Feb 1, 2014

Answer 4

I am trying to understand what she is saying and it just makes no sense

Of course not it is "text" speak :) - ian-hill, Feb 1, 2014

Answer 5

is she talking about her boyfriend as (pa)