Game: What is the Pig thinking?

Question

Here is a game similar to the one I posted earlier today. Guess what the Pig is thinking! Whichever answer receives the most votes will be deemed the Correct Guess. Important: Post you answer in Spanish, and please keep everything family friendly (I keep referring to this because someone posted a severe cuss word on one of my questions. Fortunately I caught that in time).

¡Este Bacon se entrega a su puerta! -- This bacon delivers itself to your door!

Answer 1

Hubiera preferido botas de agua azules.

I would have preferred blue wellingtons.

wellingtons = galochas :-D (I haven't used that word in ages!), besides galochas are also those that will cover a regular shoe, like an external skin... know what I mean? - chileno, Dec 17, 2013

Answer 2

Tengo miedo porque este varón le gusta lechón asado y mi disfraz de niño no sirve bien.

I'm afraid because this man likes roasted baby pig and my kid disguise doesn't work good.

Answer 3

Darse prisa, saca el foto y quitese esas botas de goma. Hurry up,take the photo and get me out of these rubber boots.

Answer 4

The pig thinks he is a puss in boots.

El cerdo piensa que es un gatito en botas.

Answer 5

Vaya, supone que te consideras muy listo: 'Qué bonita foto para colgar en Instagram!' . Pues yo no estoy riendo. Quítame estas botas!!

Ha, I suppose you think yourself very clever: 'What a lovely picture to post on Instagram!' Well I'm not laughing. Get me out of these boots!!!

Answer 6

¿Es irónico que estoy vestida de rojo? -- Is it ironic that I'm wearing red?

Answer 7

Update:

The game has ended and heliotropeman and Andreknue have been deemed the winners. I personally favor heliotropeman's answer. Thanks for your contributions!

Answer 8

Al parecer ellos creen estoy mona en estas cosas espantoso.

Apparently they think I am cute in these awful things.