Picture of the day: Elevator pitch

Question

Hello everyone,

The Picture of the Day. Game for practicing and having fun.

- Guidelines -

Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the responses you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language accuracy. ;^)

Pon tu comentario/ título/ pie de foto a esta imagen (ambos en español y inglés) y vota por las respuestas que te gusten. La mejor respuesta será seleccionada mañana, tanto por la cantidad de votos como por la corrección en el uso del idioma.

Remember to correct your posts as suggested. Posts that are not corrected cannot be "accepted".

Recuerda corregir tus respuestas según las sugerencias. Las respuestas que no estén corregidas no podrán ser "aceptadas".

Please give everyone a chance and only post one caption and no photos.

Por favor, deja que todos tengan una oportunidad y pon solo una respuesta, sin fotos.

I will advise on the Spanish part, and I'm still looking for volunteers on the English part.

Yo aconsejaré sobre la parte en español, y busco a algún voluntario para la parte inglesa.

This is the previous: Picture of the day: knock, knock...
(Please correct my English)

Hi Relaxing Cup! - 0095ca4c, Oct 11, 2013

Hello Margherite :) - RelaxingCup, Oct 11, 2013

Hi, RelaxingCup! =] Just a suggestion on your English (which is amazing, by the way); at least here in the U.S., it is rare to hear the word "correctness". It is much more common to hear "accuracy". Saludos! - AlyssaLTerry, Oct 11, 2013

Thanks Alyssa - RelaxingCup, Oct 11, 2013

Thanks for these mate ,. - ray76, Oct 12, 2013

Thanks you all for joining in. - RelaxingCup, Oct 12, 2013

Answer 1

When did our town barber die? Oh, about five months ago...

Cuando murió el barbero de nuestro pueblo? Hace unos cinco meses..

Y I K E S - pmikan-pam, Oct 11, 2013

It must have been longer than five months! :-) - 0095ca4c, Oct 11, 2013

:) - RelaxingCup, Oct 11, 2013

Congratulations Elwombato - pmikan-pam, Oct 14, 2013

Answer 2

What kind of hair gel do you use bro? I´ve been thinking about changing brands.

Qué tipo de gel utilizas guey? Estaba pensando cambiar la marca.

We was all thinking the same thing. Bad hair.: ) - Ranman, Oct 11, 2013

That is funny. I was just noticing that everyone seemed to be on the same wavelength. - rogspax, Oct 11, 2013

He needs to take a shower, nevermind the hair gel! - 0095ca4c, Oct 11, 2013

You can get hair and shower soap in one bottle - pmikan-pam, Oct 11, 2013

"Estaba pensando en" or "He estado pensando en" :D - RelaxingCup, Oct 11, 2013

Answer 3

Yes I used scare spray this morning satisfied? ¿Sí usé el asustar aerosol esta mañana, satisfecho?

Ha ha...I think they both used it! - 0095ca4c, Oct 11, 2013

There are goin thru somethin - pmikan-pam, Oct 11, 2013

I don't know what that is, sorry. Maybe "spray asustador" :) - RelaxingCup, Oct 11, 2013

Scare spray jeje - pmikan-pam, Oct 14, 2013

Answer 4

Dude, you should not have gone to Pro-Cuts.

Tipo,no deberías haber ido a Pro-Cuts.

Jeje Ranman - pmikan-pam, Oct 11, 2013

I'll second that emotion! :-) - 0095ca4c, Oct 11, 2013

*should not have gone :) - AlyssaLTerry, Oct 11, 2013

:) - RelaxingCup, Oct 11, 2013

Thanks Alyssa, I'll have to take your word for it.: ) - Ranman, Oct 11, 2013

lol - rac1, Oct 12, 2013

Answer 5

Hombre izquierda - Pensé que el ascensor bajaba.

Man on left -I thought the elevator was going down.

• Hombre derecha- Pensé que el ascensor subía.
• Man on right -I thought the elevator was going up.

Obviously opposites! You read people well amigo :-) - 0095ca4c, Oct 11, 2013

I though = past. So "pensé" or "pensaba" + "que el ascensor subía / bajaba" - RelaxingCup, Oct 11, 2013

Yes,I'll keep messing up for a while, bear with me.Thank you. - heliotropeman, Oct 12, 2013

Answer 6

It's sad bro. Ever since the break up, I've had to do my own laundry. You can tell by the dingy shirt huh?

Es triste mano. Desde que la separación, tengo que lavar yo mismo mi ropa. Se puede saber por la camisa sucia ¿no?

Lo Siento where is the wine and cheese - pmikan-pam, Oct 11, 2013

"Desde la separación" or "Desde que nos separamos". Also "desde la ruptura". Laundry part is okay although you can use "tengo que hacer mi propia colada". Plus "se puede saber" or "lo puedes saber" :) - RelaxingCup, Oct 11, 2013

Thank you RelaxingCup...that last one was really dumb on my part. - 0095ca4c, Oct 12, 2013

Answer 7

I'm too sexy for my hair.

Soy demasiado sexy para mi pelo.

Haha...good one amiga. - 0095ca4c, Oct 12, 2013

I believe you :) - Raja-jani, Oct 12, 2013

I'm so sexy.. and my hair hasn't realized yet. jajaja - RelaxingCup, Oct 12, 2013

Great answer Annilita - pmikan-pam, Oct 14, 2013

Answer 8

I wonder why the elevators move slow when a bad character is present.

Me pregunto por qué los ascensores se mueven lento cuando un carácter malo está presente.

carácter = (for a person) personality. personaje = character as in a movie. - RelaxingCup, Oct 12, 2013

Which one is yours? - RelaxingCup, Oct 12, 2013

"A person who has bad character." - Raja-jani, Oct 12, 2013

:) - RelaxingCup, Oct 12, 2013

Answer 9

"If you play with matches, you will get burned."

Si juega con cerillas te quemarás.

Very good! Also: "cerillas" for 'matches' :) - RelaxingCup, Oct 11, 2013

Thank you, RelaxingCup! - 0083f5dc, Oct 11, 2013

Wait: "si juegas con fósforos, te quemarás". Now. :D - RelaxingCup, Oct 11, 2013

Which one, RC? : - / - 0083f5dc, Oct 11, 2013

Sorry, I didn't it read well at first. "Cerillas" and "fósforos" are equivalent. It's that "que" in your sentence what you should correct. - RelaxingCup, Oct 12, 2013

Answer 10

Are you curly-haired everywhere?

¿Tienes el pelo rizado por todas partes (por todo el cuerpo)?

Is it humid outside? - 0083f5dc, Oct 11, 2013

Bam!: ) - Ranman, Oct 11, 2013

Answer 11

Su esposa dijo que él es un miserable, ella tiene razón.

His wife said that he is miserable, she is right.

"Su esposa dijo que él es un miserable, ella tiene razón." Good! - RelaxingCup, Oct 12, 2013

Aha , one missing and one superfluous , thanks mate , back to the drawing board. for me . - ray76, Oct 12, 2013

Thanks PPam. Nice to see someone appreciates my kinky humour. - ray76, Oct 14, 2013

Jeje - pmikan-pam, Oct 14, 2013