Twitter for grace... or the twitting of the semi doomed

Question

Divine comedy indeed!! Indulgence

¡Ciertamente la divina comedia!

Menos tiempo en el purgatorio...

¡Que ganga!

What a bargain!

...pues ya ahora vale la pena a suscribirse a twitter, ¿no?

It's worth the trouble now to join twitter, don't you think?

Indulgences, how capitalistic of him. jajajajajajajajaj - 0095ca4c, Jul 18, 2013

sorry, that was probably 5 ja's too many but I couldn't resist. - 0095ca4c, Jul 18, 2013

Answer 1

Me pregunto solo porque el Todopoderoso no está enviando mensajes por móvil, él mismo.

That's for lackeys, he's got the pope lined up to do it. He does direct contact, you can always recognise the chosen, the phrase "My god! I hear private voices" is a common giveaway.

Si se trata de lacayos, que tiene el papa para hacerlo. Él hace contacto directo, puede siempre reconocer el elegido, la frase: "Dios mío! Oigo voces privados" es la pista.

Lol, I haven't actually listened in. - annierats, Jul 18, 2013

Answer 2

I read about it yesterday, it's ridiculous. That church should be the one asking for the indulgence of the people they've burnt, shot, poisoned, persecuted, raped and lied to for millennia.

Others will think it's fantastic, and are entitled to do so.

Fantastic fits :-) - lagartijaverde, Jul 18, 2013

It's certainly a comedy, but I don't see the divine in it. - diagonx, Jul 18, 2013

I'm playing with Dante's Divine Comedy, the drawing is a diagram of his idea of purgatory - lagartijaverde, Jul 18, 2013

I got the pun, just that the Divine Comedy is a fine piece of literary art; while the church and its religion are one of the shoddiest works of mankind. - diagonx, Jul 18, 2013

I couldn't possibly comment :-) - lagartijaverde, Jul 18, 2013

I could,but I respect the peacful slumber of all the dead who died fighting for their various gods.. or even the same god.. - annierats, Jul 18, 2013

@annie...it must be the same one. There would be too many almighties otherwise. - 0095ca4c, Jul 18, 2013

Answer 3

Me pregunto solo porque el Todopoderoso no está enviando mensajes por móvil, él mismo.

The god of the Christians has swinging moods, from bloothirsty vengeful boss in one book to all-loving father in the other. Now he's catching up with the latest gadgets. - diagonx, Jul 18, 2013

Presumably the soul is software? - lagartijaverde, Jul 18, 2013

It's just amater of time before we can pay to ring him up.. Or at least send a text. - annierats, Jul 18, 2013