Picture of the Day: Drunken Transportation Methods?

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Hello everyone, sorry for the extended absence. I am going to attempt to start posting again. I missed everyone so much. Enjoy!!!

Hola todos, perdóname por la ausencia. Voy a tratar de empezar de nuevo publicando. He extrañado a todos mucho ¡Que disfruten!

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Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the responses you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language correctness.

Pon tu comentario/ título/ pie de foto a esta imagen (ambos en español y inglés) y vota por las respuestas que te gusten. La mejor respuesta será seleccionada mañana, tanto por la cantidad de votos como también por la corrección del idioma.

Remember to correct your posts. Posts that are not corrected cannot be "accepted".

Recuerda corregir tus respuestas. Las respuestas que no estén corregidas no podrán ser "elegidas"..

Please give everyone a chance and only post one caption and no photos.

Por favor, deja que todos tengan una oportunidad y pon solo una respuesta sin fotos.

I will advise on the English part, and am looking for someone to provide Spanish corrections.

Yo aconsejaré sobre la parte en inglés, y estoy buscando alguien para ofrecer como la aconsejadora sobre la parte en español.

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Hola DJ:) - Jraider, Jul 8, 2013

Hola mi amigo! - rac1, Jul 9, 2013

Welcome back mate , we can now laugh again with impunity , with you even. - ray76, Jul 9, 2013

Gracias DJ, I hope all is well! - pmikan-pam, Jul 9, 2013

Glad to see you! - annierats, Jul 9, 2013

Hopefully your work will allow you to have some more time, your Skype has been set to "do not disturb" for ever! You are missed! - bandit51jd, Jul 9, 2013

Answer 1

Why I K E A car kits never really went over well.

Esto es porque los carros para montar de I K E A en realidad nunca tiene buena acogida.

And this one is printed out on your printer at home. - rac1, Jul 9, 2013

Yikes ike ike!!!! - Jraider, Jul 9, 2013

:) - annierats, Jul 9, 2013

Very good :-) - pmikan-pam, Jul 9, 2013

hehe Good one! - Findy, Jul 9, 2013

Congratulaions! - pmikan-pam, Jul 15, 2013

Answer 2

I rest my case. They just don't want to grow up.

Descanso mi caso. Sólo no quieren crecer.

It's more like over grown!!! - Jraider, Jul 9, 2013

Jajajaja, that's true. - rac1, Jul 9, 2013

Or , they have grown too fast? - annierats, Jul 9, 2013

Answer 3

Their age is right but they exceed the weight limit.

Su edad es corecta pero exeden el límite de peso.

Not their brain limit:) - Jraider, Jul 9, 2013

You mean no brain.... - rac1, Jul 9, 2013

Lol. - annierats, Jul 9, 2013

Answer 4

Ellos prefirieron los pulseras tobillas sobre el modo nuevo. They preferred the ankle bracelets over the new method.

Awwww, you used a personal pronoun............jeje - rac1, Jul 9, 2013

Getting personal again helio??? - Jraider, Jul 9, 2013

:) lol. - annierats, Jul 9, 2013

Answer 5

Trayéndole el nuevo coche compacto.

Bringing you the new compact car.

New and improved! - rac1, Jul 9, 2013

Powered by stupidity!!! - Jraider, Jul 9, 2013

Is it powered by static electricity? - annierats, Jul 9, 2013

It is powered by the alcohol sweated by these two. - 0083f5dc, Jul 9, 2013

Answer 6

Los coches inteligentes cada vez más inteligentes, mientras las personas están los conduciendo son más estupidos.

The smart cars are becoming smarter, while the people driving them are stupider.

Smart cars, dumb people. - rac1, Jul 9, 2013

Too much time on their hands:) - Jraider, Jul 9, 2013

I am just a bad driver, I don't want to say I am dumb Jeje - pmikan-pam, Jul 9, 2013

Answer 7

Mientras bebía algunas copas en el bar, mi coche se redució de manera misteriosa.

Whilst I had a couple of drinks in the bar, my car mysteriously shrank.

What a nightmare..jeje - rac1, Jul 9, 2013

It really does happen like that - gohern, Jul 9, 2013

Yes, it does, things just change, car parks disappear... - annierats, Jul 9, 2013

Answer 8

La farmacia está abierta amigo.

The drug store is open. = your flies are open mate - zip is open

Lol - rac1, Jul 9, 2013

Jeje:) - Jraider, Jul 9, 2013

Answer 9

Finalemente encontré un casco que es lo suficientemente grande; ahora .... ¿Donde está mi moto?

I finally found a helmet that is big enough; now...Where is my motor cycle???

That is what you call a fat head. jeje - rac1, Jul 9, 2013

@ rac :)))) - Jraider, Jul 9, 2013

And one for your loco gato? Hola JR - pmikan-pam, Jul 9, 2013

In helmet, I think that needs to be "e" instead of "u" spelling. - pmikan-pam, Jul 9, 2013

Duhhh!!! Gracias pammy:) - Jraider, Jul 10, 2013

Answer 10

Not as roomy as I remembered...

No es tan espacioso como lo recordaba...

It's a one man thingy. - rac1, Jul 9, 2013

Get a room!!! - Jraider, Jul 9, 2013

A while since you had a drive? - annierats, Jul 9, 2013

Answer 11

Cuando la mayoría de la gente se emborrachan, generalmente sólo roban un cono de tráfico...

When most people get drunk, they usually just steal a traffic cone...

Hola, Scribe-Lady! - rac1, Jul 9, 2013

O I didn't know that :-) - pmikan-pam, Jul 9, 2013

In Britain, it's not a good night out unless you bring home a traffic cone! :) - Scribe-Lady, Jul 9, 2013

How many have you collected? Jeje - pmikan-pam, Jul 9, 2013

Answer 12

No, no estoy atrapado. Sólo voy a sentarse y relajarse aguí por un tiempo

No, I am not stuck. I just going to sit and relax here for a while.

I never, for moment, doubted it. - annierats, Jul 9, 2013

Answer 13

Esas tortillas estaban llenos de hormonas de crecimiento.

Those tortillas were filled with growth hormones.

Steroids anyone? - rac1, Jul 9, 2013

No thanks rac ,I have been told that they give you "Assteroids" - ray76, Jul 9, 2013

Hahahahaha, I wish I had your wit. - rac1, Jul 9, 2013

Ah, I thought I had had one toomany glasses of wine, but no, the tortillas are to blame ! - annierats, Jul 9, 2013

I love tortillas, I am going to blame them too! Jeje - pmikan-pam, Jul 9, 2013

Answer 14

Dude! What happen to my car? ¡Tipo! ¿Qué pasó a mi coche?

jeje (What happenED...) :D - Findy, Jul 9, 2013

Answer 15

Too sexy for my car! ¡ Demasiado atractivo para mi coche!

Now I'm going to have that song in my head all day:(((((!!! - Jraider, Jul 9, 2013

Gottcha! JaHa JR - pmikan-pam, Jul 9, 2013

good one - gohern, Jul 9, 2013

Gracias gohern! - pmikan-pam, Jul 9, 2013