El chiste (joke) de la Semana 3
Estaban dos borrachos perdidos en la nieve de los Alpes, cuando aparece a lo lejos un perro San Bernardo con su barrilito de coñac. Un borracho le dice al otro: ¡Mira, ahí viene el mejor amigo del hombre! Y el otro borracho contesta: Sí, y viene con un perro.
Two drunks were lost in the snow of the Alps when far away appeared a St. Bernard dog with his can of cognac. One drunk says to another: Look, there is man's best friend! And the other drunk replies: Yes, and it comes with the dog.
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Me compré un carro casi nuevo por $50.
Quando le pregunté ella por qué me dijo "Mi esposo fue a méxico con su novia. Él fue a gustar toda su plata y me llamó para vendar su carro y enviar toda la plata."
I bought an almost new car for $50.
When I asked the woman why she told me. "My husband went to Mexico with his girlfriend. He used all his money and called me to sell his car and send him the cash."
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