can someone please translate this for mme??? :-)

Question

Some of this is slang and may have something misspelled but any help would be great!

" Muchacho esa mujer tulla como hode no deja que yo eshe un palo en pas solo mande un tex para saber si estan despierto"

Please and thank you. If it is (and I think it might be) vulgar, I am sorry. I am not sure

ok, let me clarify the context of this phrase and what ive gotten out of it through various means of online translators. - freakchick3775, Apr 2, 2013

Answer 1

Translation:

Man, that woman of yours, she's a pain in the a$$ and won't leave a guy in peace. I only sent her a text to see if they were awake.

There is no reference to a "cripple" in the message.

Maybe, to see if your're awake.. Good effort. Text are apain in the you know what. - annierats, Apr 2, 2013

Answer 2

this is how it should be "Hombre, esa mujer tuya, ella es un dolor en el culo y no deja a un chico en la paz. Sólo le envié un texto para ver si eran despiertos."

Answer 3

I am the woman. But yea, guess he was just in a bad mood, and like my bf gets frustrated about all the time, I totally got the translation way wrong lol

Answer 4

http://www.spanishdict.com/translate/tulla

this is what I got when I typed "tulla" into Google. and since there are so many different words that mean the same (tu ,te,ti, usted. for example) when I saw that I assumed it was another extension of the word. guess that's why they call it (learning) ...cause I don't know everything. . either way I find calling me a pain in the a$$, assuming that's the correct translation, to be an insult.

But, it refers to the woman, not to you, unles you are the woman? It's only a text, stop worrying. - annierats, Apr 2, 2013

Answer 5

@ Mariana ... thank you. That makes the most sense and in the context of the rest of the texts that is more than likely exactly what he was saying. Just wish people would spell properly. Sigh.... some "friend " he is.
Thanks again to all that answered and sent me PMs.

I can see no insult to you whatsoevber, there isno reference to you being acripple, I think you're overeacting. - annierats, Apr 2, 2013

Answer 6

one of my "friends texted this to my bf about me, he was mad cause i asked him if he had a ciggerette when he texted to see if we were awake. what i got and its only a little is, ,,"boy this crippled woman...(tulla being crippled) blah blah .. "stick"(Palo) ..(vulgar when translated in slang so my bf said a long time ago) .. don't understand "eshe "... I only sent the text to see if you were awake" of course the middle of all that I haven't figured out. he would be referring to me as crippled, because I was in a car accident a few months ago and my injuries have left me unable to walk. I hope that someone fluent and good with slang can figure it out, as I used to call this person my friend and if this text is as ignorant as I believe it is, I would not want to consider him my friend.

"Tulla" = Tuya (yours) and "Hode" is a curse word. - --Mariana--, Apr 2, 2013

tulla could be maimed or a misspelling of 'tuya' = yours. - katydew, Apr 2, 2013

Answer 7

Welcome to the forum. The sentence does not appear to be particularly vulgar and also does not seem to make much sense. Perhaps there are some misspellings or the slang is too obscure. The normal expectation on this forum is that you use available resources, such as the 'Translate' link on this forum, to provide your translation and then post a question asking for additional help. Enjoy.