Picture of the Day: Hailing A Bus In Russia

Question

Officially aka El Hombre de Risillas

Still bringing back the smiles with the Picture of the Day. I have just a few simple rules below. Enjoy!!!

Aún traigo de vuelta las sonrisas con La Foto del Día. Tengo unas pocas reglas abajo. ¡Disfruta!

-Guidelines

Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the responses you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language correctness.

Pon tu comentario/ título/ pie de foto a esta imagen (ambos en español y inglés) y vota por las respuestas que te gusten. La mejor respuesta será seleccionada mañana, tanto por la cantidad de votos como también por la corrección del idioma.

Remember to correct your posts. Posts that are not corrected cannot be "accepted".

Recuerda corregir tus respuestas. Las respuestas que no estén corregidas no podrán ser "elegidas"..

Please give everyone a chance and only post one caption and no photos.

Por favor, deja que todos tengan una oportunidad y pon solo una respuesta sin fotos.

I will advise on the English part, and I'm happy to present Cordobesa as the advisor of the Spanish part.

Yo aconsejaré sobre la parte en inglés, y estoy bien encantado de presentar a Cordobesa como la aconsejadora sobre la parte en español.

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Thanks mate for keeping this up , and anything else you are able to. - ray76, Jan 18, 2013

Thanks DJ for giving us smiles everyday! - pmikan-pam, Jan 18, 2013

Muchas gracias DJ. Siempre tus fotos son muy interesantes. - 0095ca4c, Jan 18, 2013

Para mi, ¡es un placer entreteniendo a uds! =) Y también, ¡qué tengan un día lindo! - DJ_Huero, Jan 18, 2013

Answer 1

Espero que el conductor de autobús tenga un día buen.

I hope the bus driver is having a good day.

I hope the passenger is too - pmikan-pam, Jan 18, 2013

¡Todo estaba bien hasta este instante! - 0095ca4c, Jan 18, 2013

Undía normal en Rusia.. - annierats, Jan 18, 2013

It's one of times where he says, "it couldn't get worse"... and then it does. - DJ_Huero, Jan 19, 2013

Answer 2

Sorry, this is the bus to Stalingrad? I think I'm late for the battle.

Disculpe, ¿es este el autobús que lleva a Stalingrado? Creo que llego tarde a la batalla.

way late - pmikan-pam, Jan 18, 2013

A case of the Rip Van Winkle huh? - DJ_Huero, Jan 19, 2013

Jejejejeje. Something like that. Washington Irving? - SilviaC, Jan 21, 2013

Yes ma'am - DJ_Huero, Jan 21, 2013

Answer 3

That is cheaper than buying a ticket.

Es más barato que comprar un boleto.

Always amigo, but at your own risk. - pmikan-pam, Jan 18, 2013

Claro. - annierats, Jan 18, 2013

This as well clearly proves gun control laws work well. ;-) - DJ_Huero, Jan 19, 2013

Answer 4

Es llamada un"jubilado concesión."

It's called a "Pensioner concession ".

Lots of things to look forward to~!! - pmikan-pam, Jan 18, 2013

Yes Pam , it is also called the "Kalishnikov request" - ray76, Jan 18, 2013

Answer 5

¡Detenga¡ Voy a asumir control de este autobús. !Vamos a Mali de expulsar el ejército francés!

Stop! I am taking control of this bus. We are going to Mali to drive out the French army!

Good one Margherite :-) - pmikan-pam, Jan 18, 2013

Quite noble - DJ_Huero, Jan 19, 2013

Answer 6

007 may be old, but he's not dead!

¡007 puede ser viejo, pero no está muerto!

Dat 007? - pmikan-pam, Jan 18, 2013

Dat's da one. - rac1, Jan 18, 2013

Didn't recognize dat! - pmikan-pam, Jan 18, 2013

Really, rac, he keeps his gun inside a pencil, have you not sen his gadgets/?Lol. - annierats, Jan 18, 2013

I offered to show her my gadget but she declined , so did my gadget. - ray76, Jan 18, 2013

Lol, gadgets indeed. jeje - rac1, Jan 18, 2013

His dentures have a memory erasing flash like the Men in Black. ;-) - DJ_Huero, Jan 19, 2013

Answer 7

haha. Sucker. It's not even loaded! jeje. Chupete. No aun está cargado!

It was only my umbrella! HaHa - pmikan-pam, Jan 18, 2013

Gracias por la nueva palabra jttorbey! 'chupete'...Debo recordarla. - 0095ca4c, Jan 18, 2013

De nada. Es una palabra buena. Me gusta usarla. And yea.... an umbrella.. hahah - jttorbey72, Jan 18, 2013

He thought he grabbed his gun, but grabbed the umbrella instead, as his eyesight isn't what it used to be. - pmikan-pam, Jan 18, 2013

Lol... now that's how it's done. ;-) - DJ_Huero, Jan 19, 2013

También, yo diría "mamón" para decir "sucker". - DJ_Huero, Jan 19, 2013

Answer 8

En Inglaterra los jubilados reciben solo un billete, nada más, para viajar gratís en auto-bus.

In England retired people only get a free bus-pass, nothing else.

What no free pass to a happy-house? - ray76, Jan 18, 2013

Annie is correct just a free bus pass - but no busses and no Kalashnikov, - ian-hill, Jan 18, 2013

really Ian, there is probaby a form to fill in and then we can have one too .. - annierats, Jan 18, 2013

Only if we vote the "right" way amiga. - ian-hill, Jan 18, 2013

The "right way " is with your feet outa the place. - ray76, Jan 18, 2013

Looks like the russian's take care of their old. :-) - DJ_Huero, Jan 19, 2013

Answer 9

Stop at the civic club, I have a date at the scrabble table. Párese en el club cívico, tengo una fecha a la mesa(tabla) escarbar.

He still thinks he is in power. - pmikan-pam, Jan 18, 2013

!y esté demasiado viejo para jugar a hockey! - 0095ca4c, Jan 18, 2013

Si amiga, what a pity! - pmikan-pam, Jan 18, 2013

He clearly prefers scrabble over bingo. =) - DJ_Huero, Jan 19, 2013

You think? I wasn't sure DJ. JeJe - pmikan-pam, Jan 21, 2013

Answer 10

Are you sure that isn't the U.S.

¿Está seguro de que no es los estados unidos?

Quite clever mate. - ray76, Jan 18, 2013

I'm sure. In the U.S., he would have been run down. jeje - rac1, Jan 18, 2013

Have to agree with rac on that one... especially in Houston. The Houston Metro don't play jeje. - DJ_Huero, Jan 19, 2013

Answer 11

Abono de autobuses universal. Hecho por Kalashnikov.

Universal bus pass. Made by Kalashnikov.

Rofl amigo, rofl! - DJ_Huero, Jan 19, 2013

Answer 12

¿Podría indicar la próxima vez un poco más claro, señor? No tenía ni idea de que quería conseguir en este autobús.

Could you next time signal a little clearer, sir? I had no idea you wanted to get on this bus.

He better or get run over! JeJe Mc - pmikan-pam, Jan 18, 2013

Jajaja! ¿verdad? - DJ_Huero, Jan 19, 2013

Answer 13

Stop right here! Ok, now stay, doggie, stay...I said STAY!

¡Párate aquí! Ok, ahora quédate, cachorrillo, queda...¡Te dije que te quedaras!

My My, what a big dog you are! - pmikan-pam, Jan 18, 2013

Old man Vladimir lost his Great Dane when he still had his mind... now he endlessly searches for it. - DJ_Huero, Jan 19, 2013

Answer 14

It's very useful to hold a rifle while stopping a bus.

Es muy útil sostener un fusil al detener un autobús.

For someone reason they always stop at this sight as well. - DJ_Huero, Jan 19, 2013

Answer 15

No dice, "Simon dice por favor parada." You did not say, "Simon says please stop."

-splat- - DJ_Huero, Jan 19, 2013