A Very Old Joke
A young man from South America went to work in New York and began to learn English. One day a prospective client knocked on his door; his first potential customer. The young man opened the door and said, confidently, "Between no more. Drink a chair."
What did he mean? - Spanish
What did he think he said? - English
2 Answers
Why don't you do a thread about those typical mistakes that we hispanohablantes- make trying to speak English? That would be very funny, entertaining and even educative.
This joke was pretty good and it would BE great and more English speaking people would post their own experiences on this matter.
Entre nada más, toma un silla. asiento.
Just come in, take a seat.