Spanish Pick Up Lines??
Are there any Spanish Pick-up lines I should be aware of.
¿Hay algunas palabras a atrapar chicas que debería saber?
Gracias,
Tim
13 Answers
Disculpa, ¿Sabes cuánto pesa un oso polar?
(respuesta esperada: No. No lo sé)
Suficiente para romper el hielo, hola me llamo..... (insert name here). jejeje
English translation: Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
(Anticipated response: No, I don't)
Enough to break the ice. Hi my name is.....
It's not about the words, it's about the connection. Here's how you win a heart in eight words.
You have to look deeply into a woman's eyes and feel the connection. When you feel the bolt of lightening strike, proceed.
"Tienes ojos bonitos."
"You have nice eyes."
Keep looking at her deeply in her eyes, hold out your hand palm up and say...
"Tu mano, por favor."
"Your hand, please."
She will look at you suspiciously, but if you keep looking at her deeply with your hand open, maybe with a small, confident smile, she will give you her hand. You are the victor! You have won her hand!
Now, bend over her hand and gently kiss the back of it. Lightening will shoot from the back of her hand along her arm and up and down her spine.
Look up at her and smile. She will smile back and blush. Now you have conquered her. You both know it.
Release her hand gently and straighten up.
Keep looking at her. You have her attention. She will follow you anywhere. Hold out your hand to her and say,
"Vamos."
"Let's go."
Lead her to the dance floor or a quiet place. When you are in a quiet place with her, open your heart to her and talk to her in any language. It doesn't matter the language, just that you open your heart and tell her your dreams. Point to the moon or walk along a river. If you start to lose her, hold her hand and look deeply into her eyes. Call her a sweet name in any language. In Spanish, "mi amor," will work fine (okay, now we are up to ten words.) Say, the sweet name and her name over and over.
You can take it from there.
All I ask is that you name one of the kids after me.
They´re cheesy in any language. by the way the Spanish word for pick up line piropo. Anyway I heard one Seguro que no te llamas Alicia (Are you sure you name´s not Alice? Porque eres del Pais del Marvillas(Because you are from Wonderland) To which I would I would say Si, mi segndo nombre significa eso en ingles. Y tu eres el sombrerero loco si crees que vas a atraerme con eso tonterias. Yes my middle means that in English, And you are the mad hatter if you think you are going to attract with that foolishness.,
Tim, if you are tall and good-looking ,you don't need pick up lines.I see every day how women respond to men and the type of men they respond to.Just be yourself .I've seen how even (happily) married women respond to tall well- built men with money.It's nature.(And they call us pigs.)
Could you please specify what you wish to pick up: loose women, young women, teenagers, other men , kids or just the shopping?
Your best option is to learn to text with no capital letters whatsoever, so that you will fit in more easily, unless you want to pick up pensioners, which would be very kind indeed.
I opened with "como está" and she became my wife after a year of being real.
But the best short term shallow pick up line in Costa Rica and Nicaragua is "Tengo plata" and you will have as many bar fly women as you want until "no tengo plata" then you will be broke and alone.
Why beat around the bush just say: Hola, preciosa, ¿dónde estuviste toda mi vida? Hello gorgeous, Where have you been all my Life?
I met my wife on the internet so the early parts of the deal were all in writing. What got her, I think, was when I wrote, "I'll cook for you."
Conocí mi esposa por Internet así que comenzamos comunicar solamente por escrito. Creo que lo que más la convencó fue cuando escribí "voy a cocinar para ti."
¡Dios Mio! Mucha gente se creen expertos de las mujeres, como si la mujeres fueron todos iguales. Tal y como cada hombre es una persona con una personalidad, cada mujer es una persona única 
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Deberias caminar en la sombra porque los bombones derriten en el sol.
Translation You should walk in the shade because chocolate melts in the sun.
Gave it a try Joyce. Ended up with a black eye. Where did I go wrong ? I'm only nearly 74.
Todo que dije fue, "¿Consideria casarse con me?'
Ella dijo " la pregunta tonta!" y me dio un beso muy grande.
Era hace 43 años.
Mantenerlo Simple!
Where are the pick up lines?
