Need help translating! Help much appreciated

Question

Can someone please help me translate this! I know grammar isn't perfect and there is slang, thats why I'm having trouble. Much appreciated!

"qe onda trapis jeje x fin te encontre no sabes pnse qe habias desaparecido snifff. bueno m da gusto verte feliz... oie ayer qe me markaste m di cuenta enseguida qe eras tu pero sabes no podia contestar y pues m cacho el papi de mi nena y me arrebato el cel y lo avento xq se dio cuenta pro pues vuelveme a llamar plis zaz para charlar sobre tu vida, mi vida, nuestras vidas okiy rocky te qiero pd markame mjor si puedes antes de las 8 de la noche para poder platikar mejor sale besos mua muak...plis no me olvides he chamaco

aaa plis no me contestes a mi fasebuk jejej ya vez qe me tienen bien chekadita zaz"

Hello, welcome to the forum! - rac1, Nov 9, 2012

thanks! any clue as to what this says? - serrina, Nov 9, 2012

Answer 1

I'm afraid this is just guess work but I'll give it a go ...

qe onda trapis jeje x

how awesome 'trapis' (could that be a name?)

fin te encontre no sabes pnse qe habias desaparecido snifff.

I finally found you, you don't know I thought that you had disappeared, sniff.

bueno m da gusto verte feliz...

Well I'm pleased to see you happy.

oie ayer qe me markaste m di cuenta enseguida qe eras tu

Hey yesterday you dialed me I realized straight after that it was you

pero sabes no podia contestar y pues m cacho el papi de mi nena y me arrebato el cel

but you know I couldn't answer and then my 'cacho' (this is slang but I"m not sure it can mean piece, horn all sorts but I"m guessing it's a derogative term for a person here) the father of my child grabbed the phone

y lo avento xq se dio cuenta pro pues vuelveme a llamar plis zaz para charlar sobre tu vida, mi vida, nuestras vidas

and he threw it because he probably realized so call me again please zaz to talk about your life, my life, our lives

okiy rocky te qiero pd markame

okay rocky I love you, can you ring me

mjor si puedes antes de las 8 de la noche para poder platikar mejor sale besos mua muak...plis no me olvides

better if you can before 8pm to talk better, kisses for you, please dont forget me

he chamaco aaa plis no me contestes a mi fasebuk jejej ya vez qe me tienen bien chekadita zaz"

? youngester/boyfriend please don't answer me on my facebook hahaha since ? they have me well checked zaz.

it's a bit hard without context but hopefully it'll give you some clues lol :) - Kiwi-Girl, Nov 9, 2012

yes! thank you that was so much help :) - serrina, Nov 9, 2012

oie ayer qe me markaste m di cuenta enseguida qe eras tu pero sabes no podia contestar y pues m cacho el papi de mi nena = Hey yesterday you call me and I inmediately know that it was you but I couldn't pick up the phone because my girl's dad caught me - aileribel, Nov 11, 2012

Answer 2

I can't translate it, but I can still help you. If you go to the SpanishDict hompage I think that there is a translator under the introduction video to this website. Either that or if you have Google they have a side bar that has all the little apps, and one of the apps is a translator. If you have a different search engine, you can search up the Google translator.I hope this helps you to find the translation.