Please give me some English or Spanish Jokes/Riddles....
I just want to know some
If in Spanish, Please include English translation and picture if possible...
Please be appropriate...
include at top, whether it is joke or riddle...
Thanks
Example- English Joke
A guy goes into a store looking to buy some items of a personal clothing nature. He has trouble making himself understood, as Spanish is the only language he know. Finally a very helpful blonde salesgirl takes him around the store where shepoints to different things and he says "No.." to all of them. Finally, they end up in Men's ware and there, he rushes over to a display, grabs a bag off of it and says " Eso Si que es!!" and she's like, " hey buddy, if you'd just SPELLED It to begin with, I would have known what you wanted!!
Spanish Translation
Un hombre entra en una tienda para comprar algunos elementos de una naturaleza personal vestido. Él tiene problemas para hacer que él mismo entiende, como el español es el único idioma que conozco. Por último, una rubia muy útil a la dependienta le lleva alrededor de la tienda donde shepoints a diferentes cosas y dice "No. " a todos ellos. Por último, se encuentran en los hombres de ware y él se desbordó a una pantalla, agarra una bolsa de ella, y dice: "Eso si que es!!" y es como, " ¡hey buddy, si así lo ha escrito, para empezar, quiero saber lo que usted quería!!
Sorry no picture:(
9 Answers
Doctor, ¿Cree usted que podré vivir 40 años más?
Depende.¿Usted bebe alcohol?
No, doctor.
¿Fuma?
No, Doctor.
¿Tiene pareja?
No, Doctor.
¿Sale con amigos a unas fiestas?
No, Doctor.
¿Y para qué quiere vivir 40 años más?
Un gato caminaba por un tejado maullando: ¡Miau, miau!
En eso se le acerca otro gato repitiendo: ¡Guau, guau!
Entonces el primer gato le dice:
- Oye, ¿por qué ladras si tú eres gato?
Y el otro le contesta:
- ¿Es que uno no puede aprender idiomas?
ENGLISH
A cat wanders around a roof meowing: Meow, meow!
Then, another cat approaches him, repeating: Woof, woof!
The first cat asks him:
- Hey, why do you bark if you are a cat?
And the second one answers:
- Am I not allowed to learn languages?
making learning spanish more fun. thanks.
ANSWERS AT THE BOTTOM!!!
Well I got some riddles, but they lose some of their sense in their translation but here goes:
- The first one, I'll try to leave it in spanish, its quite simple, but it got a trap in the meaning of the word "corta":
Mientras más corta, más larga, ¿quién soy?
2.
Redondo, redondo, barril sin fondo, ¿quién soy?
Round, round, bottomless barrel, who am I?
3.
Soy chiquito como un ratón, pero cuido la casa como un ratón, ¿quién soy?
I'm small like a mouse, but I protect your house like a lion, who am I?
4.
Cuando me siento, me estiro. Cuando me paro, me encojo. Entro al fuego y no me quemo. Entro al agua y no me mojo, ¿quién soy?
When I sit, I stretch, when I stand up, I shrink. I can go into fire and not burn myself. I can go into water and avoid getting wet, who am I?
EDIT: Well, the list got screwed up lol.
ANSWERS:
1- Unas tijeras / Scissors . There's a play of words between "corta" which means both "short" and "to cut". So if you take the meaning "to cut", It would be logical that when the scissors are longer, they cut more.
2-Un anillo / A Ring. Its round and doesn't have a bottom, right?
3- Un candado / A Padlock
4- Una sombra de un hombre / A man's shadow.
Hay dos peces en el mar. Uno le dice al otro--¿Qué hace tu papá? Le replica el otro pez--Nada.
There are two fish in the ocean. One says to the other, "What does your dad do?" The other fish replies to him, "Nothing/he swims."
Madre: Rodriguito, ¡estas notas que sacaste merecen una paliza! Rodriguito: Bueno, mamá, ¡te digo dónde vive la maestra!
Mother: Rodriguito, these grades you got deserve a beating!
Rodriguito: OK, mom, I'll tell you where the teacher lives!
Keep them coming
If you do not get my joke at the top say "Eso si que es" out loud...
Your welcome!!!!!
Good riddles... Guys please try to answer the riddles
