Rhyming words for countries?

Question

I am a teacher getting ready for the new year and need some help from you creative people! I would like words that rhyme that I could use as signals to silence the class. I came up with "Costa Rica" and the class responds "tico, tica" (let me know if this would be offensive please!), then would be quiet. I would like it to be either the country or capital (or major city) and a word that rhymes with it that would relate to something in that country. I need rhyming words for the following countries/capitals: España/Madrid Puerto Rico/San Juan Chile/Santiago Mexico/D.F. Argentina/Buenos Aires

I know this is an odd request, but hopefully some natives or visitors could help! ¡Gracias por su ayuda!

Answer 1

This might be a bit too strong, but....

¡Puerto Rico, cállense chicos!