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If you know one, add it!!! If you don't, FIND ONE!!!
let's see where this goes...

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updated ABR 24, 2008
posted by 00af450a

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Van dos y se cae el del medio (que típico XD)
Go two and the one of the middle falls

updated ABR 24, 2008
posted by Rakel-Mesa
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El doctor llama por teléfono a su paciente:

The doctor calls his patient by telephone:

  • Vera, tengo una noticia buena y otra mala.

"Vera, I have good news and bad news."

  • Bueno... dígame primero la buena.

"Well then, . . . tell me the good news first."

  • Los resultados del análisis indican que le quedan 24 horas de vida.

"The results of the analysis indicate that you have 24 hours left to live."

  • Pero, bueno, ¿eso es la buena noticia? ¿Entonces cuál es la mala?

"Well, that's the good news? Then what's the bad news'"

  • Que llevo intentando localizarle desde ayer.

"That I have been trying to reach you since yesterday."

updated ABR 18, 2008
posted by 00af450a
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