Picture of the Day: Short-order cook
Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the ones you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language correctness.
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Captions should be a minimum of four words and a maximum of four sentences in length. |
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The sentences MUST be your own work: you cannot copy from the translator, books, or any other source. |
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Idioms and lyrics that do not translate should be avoided. |
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You can only answer once. |
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Answers must caption the picture in both English and Spanish. |
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You must correct your answer with any corrections that are given. |
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Sentences must be comprehensible after three or four reads. |
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Do not post pictures or unnecessary subject pronouns in Spanish. |
Answers that do not follow the rules will not be corrected or accepted.
Photo courtesy of Ray76 [I hope he doesn't mind!]
My example:
You're doing it wrong, Ray! You have to grab them with your hand.
¡Lo estás haciendo mal, Ray! Tienes que agarrarlos con la mano.
19 Answers
La mujer hermosa está pensando, si mi esposo ve este hombre conmigo,
que Alá lo ampare por favor.
The beautiful woman is thinking, if my husband sees this man with me , please Allah help him.
Ray knows very well that the way to a woman's heart is through her stomach!
¡Ray sabe muy bien que el camino hacia del el corazón de una mujer es a través de su estómago!
No sabíamos Ray de tu aptitud escondida , hasta sabes cocinar y asar.¡ Todo respeto!
Ray we didn't know about your hidden talent , you can even cook and grill. All respect!
La mujer está diciendo, "Me gustaría probarlo ¿Qué es esto?
Edit:
La mujer está diciendo, "Me gustaría probar esta comida. ¿Qué es esto?"
The woman is saying, "I would like to try this food. What is it?"
Esta mujer está pensando, "Mmm..un hombre guapo llevando un chambergo - Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"...
This woman is thinking, "Mmm....a handsome man in a slouch hat - Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.".
The Woman is thinking ...mmmmm this guy from Australia is doing a good job with the bananas , I wonder if he needs a job. La mujer está pensando .......mmmmm,este tipo de Australia está haciendo un buen trabajo con los plátanos, me pregunto si él necesita un trabajo.
El hombre de rojo dice:
¿Tengo que comer eso?
The man in red says:
Do I have to eat that?
Let me tell you about myself while I cook. I love cooking exotic food and beating my mother at chess.
Permítame a contarle a usted acerca de mí mientras cocino. Me gusta cocinar la comida exótica y ganar a mi madre al ajedrez.
The food here is to die for.
La comida aquí es para morir.
Muchísimas gracias por todas las correcciones. 
Normally, it takes too many cooks to spoil the meal. I wonder if this one man is up to it.
Normalmente, se necesita demasiado cocineros para echar a perder la comida. Me pregunto si este hombre solo tiene capaz para es capaz de hacerlo.
Woman thinks : I was told that he is the best cook of the USA!!!!
Mujer piensa: Me dijeron que él es el mejor chef de los Estados Unidos!!!!!
Si,estoy loco para comer pollo frito caliente en un día caluroso.
Yes, I am crazy to eat hot, fried chicken on a hot day. 
The man in red is saying 'This is better than watching Arsenal play".. .
El hombre en rojo está diciendo 'Esto es mejor que mirar Arsenal jugar'.
¡Me olia que!
I smelt that!
