Picture of the Day: Bar Fly...errr, Dog

Question

Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the ones you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language correctness.

RULES
?	Captions should be a minimum of four words and a maximum of four sentences in length.
?	The sentences MUST be your own work: you cannot copy from the translator, books, or any other source.
?	Idioms and lyrics that do not translate should be avoided.
?	You can only answer once.
?	Answers must caption the picture in both English and Spanish.
?	You must correct your answer with any corrections that are given.
?	Sentences must be comprehensible after three or four reads.
?	Do not post pictures or unnecessary subject pronouns in Spanish.

Answers that do not follow the rules will not be corrected or accepted.

My example:

Hey! Can I get some service around here, or what!?

¡Oiga! ¿¡Alguien aquí me puede atender, o qué!?

Rofl:) - Yeser007, Sep 23, 2011

Buena imagen amigo mío. :) - EL_MAG0, Sep 23, 2011

cute - Silvia, Sep 23, 2011

Answer 1

Is that a cat? Never mind, I'm too tired. Gimme another drink.

¿Es eso un gato? No importa, estoy demasiado cansado. Dame otra bebida.

Excellent, Tosh! - gintar77, Sep 23, 2011

Thanks! I was hoping that "dame" would translate like that. - Tosh, Sep 24, 2011

Congratulations, Tosh! You are the winner! - gintar77, Sep 26, 2011

Muchas gracias! - Tosh, Sep 27, 2011

Answer 2

¡Ay Dios mío! Mi perra me ha dejado con cuatro perritos, mi dueño ha muerto y no tengo ningún amigo en el mundo. Mi vida es como una canción de "country".

Oh my God! My girl dog has left me with four puppies, my owner has died and I don't have a single friend in the world. My life is like a country western song.

Great job, Susana! -- ... no tengo *niNgún* ...una canción de *country*. - gintar77, Sep 23, 2011

:) - EL_MAG0, Sep 23, 2011

Muchas gracias, gintar! - SusanaEspana, Sep 23, 2011

Out of sight hilarious, Susana!! - territurtle, Sep 23, 2011

Muy, muy gracioso, Susana . . . . :) - Ingeteacher, Sep 24, 2011

Gracias territurtle.. - SusanaEspana, Sep 24, 2011

Answer 3

It started with a bottle of beer in his bowl on special occasions. Now look at him!

Empezó con una botella de cerveza en ocasiones especiales. ¡Y míralo ahora!

Empezaba Empezó con una botella de cerveza en ocasiones especiales. ¡Ya lo mires *Y míralo ahora!

Great job, Lalo! -- *Empezó* con ... *!Y míralo ahora!* - gintar77, Sep 23, 2011

¡Gracias maestro! - LaloLoco, Sep 23, 2011

So now how can I post something when you have been so dang clever!! If you don't hear from me by the end of this thread, it will be all your fault! ;)) - territurtle, Sep 23, 2011

I don't know. I have to give this one to yesir007. - LaloLoco, Sep 23, 2011

And now Susana. - LaloLoco, Sep 23, 2011

How about, "Can somone at least put the spitoon under me in case I have an accident." - LaloLoco, Sep 23, 2011

That's it, LaloLoco!! If I laugh any harder -- well this is a family site -- so perhaps I'd better not mention the consequences ... - territurtle, Sep 24, 2011

Hey, Lalo ...I meant it as "y" not "ya". - gintar77, Sep 24, 2011

Como muchos borrachitos. - katydew, Sep 24, 2011

Lalo, pienso que no fue una buena idea. ¿Quién guardará a tu casa ahora . . . . .? - Ingeteacher, Sep 24, 2011

Sorry, gintar. I just missed it. - LaloLoco, Sep 24, 2011

Answer 4

No te preocupes, le quité las llaves.

My original: No te preocupes, saco su llaves.

Don't worry, I took his keys.

Why didn't I thin of that? - LaloLoco, Sep 23, 2011

jejeje Oh yeh, thinK :) - Yeser007, Sep 23, 2011

Good job, Yesero! -- ...le quité las llaves. - gintar77, Sep 23, 2011

rofl - territurtle, Sep 23, 2011

Afortunadamente hay alguien con un poco de sentimiento de responsabilidad . . . . . :) - Ingeteacher, Sep 24, 2011

Gracias Gintar. - Yeser007, Sep 24, 2011

Answer 5

¡Ojalá que este hombre no esté tratando de pagar su cuenta del bar con pellejos de perros!

I hope this guy isn't trying to pay his bar bill with dog pelts!!!!

Great job, Echoline! -- ...no *esté* tratando de *pAgar* ... - gintar77, Sep 23, 2011

Oh Jesus!!! - Yeser007, Sep 23, 2011

Oh darn, I knew it had to be subjunctive and messed it up anyway. Hi Yesero, hehehehehe - Echoline, Sep 23, 2011

lol - territurtle, Sep 23, 2011

Hahaha, Echoline, muy gracioso . . . . :) - Ingeteacher, Sep 24, 2011

Answer 6

Sí compañeros, era el perro guardián del supermercado, y lo despidieron. ¡Ha estado aquí toda la noche!

Yes fellas, he was the supermarket watchdog and they fired him. He's been here all night!

Great job, Don Jose! -- *Sí* [accent mark] hombres, *era* el...y *lo despidieron*; English: watchdoG - gintar77, Sep 23, 2011

Thanks Gintar, so much to learn, so little time! - 002262dd, Sep 23, 2011

Typo mistake "supermErcado" :) - Animalescus, Sep 24, 2011

And I would use to fellas "compañeros" o "amigos" instead. :) - Animalescus, Sep 24, 2011

Answer 7

¿Cuántos años necesita tener un perro para tomar alcohol en un bar?

How old does a dog need to be in order to drink alcohol in a bar?

Three years old.(dog years make him twenty-one. - heliotropeman, Sep 23, 2011

Excellent, Stadt! - gintar77, Sep 23, 2011

Gracias, Gintar :-) - Stadt, Sep 23, 2011

Answer 8

Don't worry about me... I have a designated driver somewhere around here, unless he already drove away.

No te preocupes en de mí... Tengo un conductor designado chofer asignado por aquí, si ya no salió se fue conduciendo.

No te preocupes de mi...tengo un chofer asignado por aqui, si ya no se fue. - drvicente, Sep 24, 2011

Great, pesta! -- No te preocupes *de* mí ...[I don't see anything wrong with "conductor designado", but different regions may say it differently] ... si ya no *se fue* [manejando/conduciendo] - gintar77, Sep 24, 2011

¡Gracias, Gintar y drvicente! - pesta, Sep 24, 2011

Answer 9

¡Por favor muévase ! Quiero mirar el juego. Please move ! I want to watch the game.

Great job, helio! -- ¡Por favor, *muévase*! -- Don't forget the inverted question mark at the beginning. - gintar77, Sep 23, 2011

Thanks,gintar. - heliotropeman, Sep 24, 2011

Answer 10

No! I am not a dog. I was at a costume party and I won first prize. "Drink all you can drink, for one night, ¡No! No soy un perro. Estaba en una fiesta de disfraces y gané el primer premio. "Tome todo lo que quiera por una noche".

Very clever, coffee! Great work! -- *at* a costume party and I won [remove "the"] first prize... - gintar77, Sep 24, 2011

Also, we normally say "All you can drink" or "All you care to drink" - gintar77, Sep 24, 2011

Thank you! - 00a4c226, Sep 25, 2011

Answer 11

Hey I'm dying of thirst over here!

¡Oye! Me estoy muriendo de sed por aquí.

:) - EL_MAG0, Sep 24, 2011

Excellent, Kiwi! - gintar77, Sep 24, 2011

Gracias :) - Kiwi-Girl, Sep 24, 2011

Estoy seco! I am dry! - 00a4c226, Sep 25, 2011

Answer 12

Hey, could anybody take me home? I´m too drunk for driving...

• Hey ¿alguien puede llevarme a casa? Estoy demasiado borracho para conducir

Excellent, Peinadin! -- The sentence is grammatically correct. Although, I normally hear "I'm too drunk *to drive*." - gintar77, Sep 24, 2011

thanks - Peinadin, Sep 24, 2011

Answer 13

¡Eh!...Acercadme la maldita silla...¡quiero bajarme ahora mismo!

Hey!...Bring the **** chair closer...I want to get down right now!

Great work, Luz! -- *Acercadme* [No accent mark. The stress is on "cad"] - gintar77, Sep 24, 2011

Thanks a lot, gintar:) - luz_72, Sep 25, 2011

Answer 14

¡Pobre perro ! Alguien, probablemente su dueño, lo tiró en la barra como si fuera chaqueta y desde entonces se agarra allí desesperadamente.

Poor dog! Somebody, probably his owner, dumped him on the counter as if he were a jacket, and ever since he hangs on despairingly

Haha, Porcupine, you and I think alike!! That was my first thought immediately upon seeing the picture. ;) - territurtle, Sep 24, 2011

you have to use the subjunctive after "como si" and I would use the subjunctive form of the verb SER ...como si fuera una chaqueta.. - drvicente, Sep 24, 2011

Good job, porcupine! -- English: dumped him *on* the counter *as if* he were...Spanish: lo *tiró en* la barra como si *fuera*... - gintar77, Sep 24, 2011

Gracias - porcupine7, Sep 24, 2011

Answer 15

I wished I hadn't been guarding the house so fanatically. Now I'm so tired that I fall asleep while watching the match . . . . . .

Ojalá que no hubiera vigilado la casa tan fanáticamente. Ahora estoy tan cansado que me duermo mientras estoy mirando el partido . . . . . .

Excellent, Inge! - gintar77, Sep 24, 2011