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You meet the most beautiful woman you've ever been introduced to. She doesn't know English. You are moved to speak, but what do you say, given the chance, with limited Spanish? Surely you can top what I came up with. I'm just curious.

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updated Sep 8, 2012
posted by mynamesjacobi
And what would you say???????????????? - dewclaw, Aug 20, 2011

13 Answers

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¿Quien haces tu pelo?

updated Aug 21, 2011
posted by heliotropeman
Esto es mi favorito, hasta ahora. - mynamesjacobi, Aug 20, 2011
ja ja lol :) - Kiwi-Girl, Aug 21, 2011
quién - Kiwi-Girl, Aug 21, 2011
¿Quién hace....? - 0074b507, Aug 21, 2011
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Bendita sea la tuerca de la llanta del camión que trajo cemento, arena y gravilla para construir la acera en la que estás parada. . .monumento.

updated Aug 21, 2011
posted by lorenzo9
¡Tremendo piropo! - gintar77, Aug 20, 2011
ja,ja,ja! - 005faa61, Aug 20, 2011
rofl :) - Kiwi-Girl, Aug 21, 2011
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Le pregunté donde está el baño. I asked her where the restroom was.

updated Aug 21, 2011
posted by mynamesjacobi
Hmmm...not quite what I was going for, but I guess if that's what she's into... - SonrisaDelSol, Aug 20, 2011
I won´t ask why you wanted a bathroom, but it should be ".....estaba el baño" unless you are putting the question in quotes - 005faa61, Aug 20, 2011
I was feeling sick, suddenly. - mynamesjacobi, Aug 20, 2011
Maybe he was nervous and need to relieve himself. - BellaMargarita, Aug 20, 2011
Preciso, gracias. - mynamesjacobi, Aug 20, 2011
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Since you are talking about limited Spanish I would keep it simple something like Hola pienso que eres muy guapo/a

updated Aug 21, 2011
posted by BellaMargarita
Simple :) - dewclaw, Aug 20, 2011
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I'd probably say the same thing in Spanish that I'd say in English. It would be something like...

uuuuuhhhh, uuuuuhhhhh, ummmm, uuuuuhhhhhh, ummmmm....

jejeje - just kidding!! wink

updated Aug 21, 2011
posted by 001a2987
hahahaaa... sniff, funny - dewclaw, Aug 20, 2011
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How's this...

Dios mío, usted es la razón que el sol sale. Su belleza es como una gema rara. Su pelo es como una catarata. Las perlas tienen envidia de su sonrisa. Su voz suena como la canción de los ángeles. Si me ama, adoraré la tierra en que pisa.

My God, you are the reason the sun rises. Your beauty is like a rare gem. Your hair is like a waterfall. Your smile makes pearls jealous. Your voice sounds like the song of the angels. If you love me, I will worship the ground you walk on.


updated Aug 21, 2011
edited by SonrisaDelSol
posted by SonrisaDelSol
Sun Smile, you have obviously been approached! Try this: Las perlas tienen envidia de su sonrisa.... voz suena ...... - - 005faa61, Aug 20, 2011
Thank you for your corrections! :-) - SonrisaDelSol, Aug 20, 2011
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I'm a girl so.........

  • Hola, estás muy bonita, ¿me puedes prestar un poquito de tu belleza?

    • Hi, you are very pretty, can you lend me some of your prettiness?
updated Aug 21, 2011
posted by dewclaw
Funny. Cute. - chica_caliente23, Aug 20, 2011
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Duermes por el estómago?

No.

Puedo?

updated Aug 20, 2011
posted by lorenzo9
Haw...haw.... (sarcastic laugh) I had to read that one a few times before I got it. - dewclaw, Aug 20, 2011
I never used pickup lines because they always sounded so stupid, but I've heard plenty (not said to me, of course). - lorenzo9, Aug 20, 2011
Hilarious. - mynamesjacobi, Aug 20, 2011
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Si te sueño porque te quiero, si te necesito porque te quiero, si te pienso porque te quiero, si te añoro porque te quiero, te quiero porque te quiero y te quiero porque eres tú.

Y quedas como un Rey !!

If you dream of because I love you, If you need it because I love you, If you think because I love you, If you miss because I love you, I love you because I love you and I love you because you're.

And stay as a king!!

updated Sep 8, 2012
posted by Student_Of_Ingles
Hola Juan - creo que debes decir -" If I dream of you it's because I love you", "If I need you it's because I love you", "If I think about you it's because I love you", - galsally, Aug 21, 2011
"If i miss you it's because I love you", y la última frase será "I love you because you're you." 'Y quedas como un Rey' - no sé como traducirlo, discúlpame. - galsally, Aug 21, 2011
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¿Qué hora es guapa? Es la tiempo de conocerme.

What time is it beautiful ? It's time to meet me .

That is about all I could confidently say without nature taking its inevitable

and disastrous strangle hold of my senses. red face

updated Aug 21, 2011
posted by ray76
Maybe 'Es la hora de conocer a mí'? I'm not sure though, Ray, so don't change yours! You ole smooth-talker!! - galsally, Aug 21, 2011
Thank you Sally , and so good to touch base with you again , it has been too long young lady of the forest . - ray76, Aug 21, 2011
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Te necesito para respirar,

necesito tus ojos para ver

necesito tus labios para sentir,

necesito tu alma para vivir

necesito tu existencia para sonreí

te necesito para saber amar.

I need you to breathe.

I need your eyes to see

I need your lips to feel,

I need your soul to live

I need your existence to smile

I need you to know how to love. cool smile cool smile cool smile

updated Aug 21, 2011
posted by Student_Of_Ingles
Bonita. - chica_caliente23, Aug 20, 2011
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I won't say anything. I'd be too busy- well, in Spanish- besos. he, he, he, he... Just Kidding! I would say, "Tu eres muy bonita. Tu eres mi amor."

updated Aug 21, 2011
posted by chica_caliente23
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Creo que yo diría algo así

¡Caramba! Eres (o 'Es usted', depende de la situación y las edades relativas de las dos) la mujer más bella que he visto en toda mi vida.

updated Aug 21, 2011
posted by galsally
Hasta siendo yo mujer también, no me cuesta decirle a otra un piropo. - galsally, Aug 21, 2011