Picture of the Day: Oh, Really?
Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the ones you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language correctness.
Rules:
? Captions should be a minimum of four words and a maximum of four sentences in length.
? The sentences M U S T be your own work: you cannot copy from the translator, books or any other source.
? Idioms and lyrics which do not translate should be avoided.
? You can only answer once.
? Answers must caption the picture in both English and Spanish.
? You must correct your answer with any corrections that are given.
? Sentences must be comprehensible after three or four reads.
? Do not post pictures or unnecessary subject pronouns in Spanish.
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Answers which do not follow the rules will not be corrected or accepted.
My example:
English: Someone was a bit too optimistic.
Español: Alguien estuvo demasiado optimista.
24 Answers
Tenemos unas dificultades técnicas con el tiempo últimamente pero por favor no se vaya, se lo arreglará pronto.
We are having some technical difficulties with the weather lately but please do not leave as it will be fixed soon.
I like it if people see everything from the sunny side . . . .
A mí me gusta si la gente ve todo de color de rosa . . . . . . .
Perhaps Alaska is not the best place to test signs for Minnesota.
Quizás Alaska no es el mejor lugar para probar los letreros de Minnesota.
"Welcome to Minnesota, sucker!"
"¡Bienvenido a Minnesota, pringado!"
Habrá sol, todo lo que tienes que hacer es esperar seis meses.
There will be sun, all you have to do is wait for six months.
¿Dónde está "calentamiento global," cuando necesitamos un poco?
Where is global warming when you need a little?
Our other road signs are equally accurate, so drive carefully!
Las otras señales de tráfico son igualmente precisas, por lo tanto, ¡conduce con cuidado!
¡Dijimos que hay sol, no calor!
We said there is sun, not heat!
El infierno congela ahora mismo. Hell just froze.
El sol siempre está aquí, sólo que no se ve por las nubes. Así es que, se recomienda traer lentes del sol por si las moscas.
The sun is always here, it just can´t be seen because of the clouds. So, it is recommended to wear sun glasses just in case.
En verdad quiere decir: Bienvenido a Minnesota, el mundo de los mentirosos.
It really means: Welcome to Minnesota, the land of liars. 
That's not snow. It's just ice from the snow cones they eat when it's so hot...
Eso no es nieve. Es hielo de los granizados que se come cuando hace calor.
Como puedes ver, la gente de Minnesota no está permitir quejarse.
As you can see, the people of Minnesota are not allowed to complain.
Tell that to the local wildlife!
¡Digaselo que a la vida fauna silvestre local!
Bienvenidos a Minnesota...el estado de sol -- y nieve.
Welcome to Minnesota...the state of sun -- and snow.
